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2024-04-05 at 5:44 PM UTC

#32941

RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

I string my guitars with hairs from my anal cavity. Only the ones that are folded inside me slightly tho so it takes a while to make one string cuz u gotta let them grow back. But shit shreds literally

2024-04-05 at 5:46 PM UTC

#32942

Kroz's Ghost Houston

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's a 0.000000000000001% chance that's the real kroz posting very, very, very long distance.

2024-04-05 at 6:02 PM UTC

#32943

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

If one million monkeys were typing on a typewriter for one million years, you would eventually get a work on par with Shakespeare.

2024-04-05 at 6:19 PM UTC

#32944

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If one million monkeys were typing on a typewriter for one million years, you would eventually get a work on par with Shakespeare.

or they would write "da chronic"

Let me call this old bitch, see what this bitch doin'
Call this bitch, raggedy-ass, shit man
Hello?
Whassup?
Nothin', whatchu doin?
Nuttin', just kickin it
Are y'all done?
Nah, whatchu gon' do today?
Uhm, pick up my stuff from the cleaners
Might go get my nails done
Seriously
Why, whassup?
Ay did did did whats-a-name done get at you yesterday?
Who?
Deeez nuuuts
Aw shut up nigga
"I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"
I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
She said, "Well, daddy if I had some nuts
On my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yes"
She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
Would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
Chiggie check
Microphone check one
Chiggie check
Microphone check two
Chiggie check
Microphone check three
Check game from the notorious Compton G