Earthquake destroys part of New York, Friday Morning. Hundreds dead, thousands missing.

1. 2024-04-05 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
   Folks they're saying this is a natural version of 9/11
   
   4.6 on the Dicktor scale.
   
   We just got a couple hundred people in heaven just now and everyone's really scared
2. 2024-04-05 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
   https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-new-york-new-jersey
   
   

   Thousands of residents in New York City are reported missing as local authorities begin searching for bodies among the rubble.

3. 2024-04-05 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   They need something along the lines of a 13.4...flush the entire shithole into a cavernous doom
   
   Good riddance
4. 2024-04-05 at 3:47 PM UTC

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   Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
   8.6 is the max ever recorded.
5. 2024-04-05 at 4:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's probably jedi tunnel boring.
6. 2024-04-05 at 4:12 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   NOT THE TUNNELS!!!!
7. 2024-04-05 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   where will all the rats go?!
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Everyone tuck your pants into your socks!
   

8. 2024-04-05 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   This jingled more than a few willies, folks.
9. 2024-04-05 at 6:05 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   It's the end times!
10. 2024-04-05 at 6:08 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    There will be an ellipse during the eclipse. An ellipse is a focus of gravitational energy.
11. 2024-04-05 at 6:48 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
    
    There's nothing you can't do.