I wish my heart condition was more debilitating.

1. 2017-06-12 at 11:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I don't wanna wait til I'm older to start having it be problematic, what I need is for it to be more serious right now. It's bullshit that it does't effect me. How can I speed this up? Eat alot more fattening and high cholesterol foods?
2. 2017-06-12 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You could just... Attack IT before it attacks YOU. Stab it when it's not looking.
3. 2017-06-12 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Z-K If you do meth all your dreams will come true.

   
   Truer words never spoken.
4. 2017-06-12 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z-K If you do meth all your dreams will come true.

   
   
   
   All that'll do is gimme some easy cardio by sittin on my ass not exercising.
5. 2017-06-13 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   ain't alcohol bad for your heart?
6. 2017-06-13 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z-K Its the worst drug out there for your heart. I'm also doing cocaine on july 4th.
   
   Step it up kid. You don't do tek… you dont smoke weed or do coke.. you dont make money.
   
   WHta the fuck DO you do besides FUCK SHIT??.
   
   How old are you exactly? I dont want to start a ghetto Op with someone who isn't even 18 yet. I need someone who can like get a business credit card and shit…….

   
   Cocaine + alcohol is much worse
7. 2017-06-13 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z-K no its bad for the liver and brain and everything else except the heart god dammit nigger.
   
   BINGE ON BENADRYL that shit actually might be worse for your heart than meth.
   
   the high is way worse and way freakier though.

   
   
   
   hmm, well I been use it almost nightly for the last 8 year as sleep aid. Hopefully that's helped make it worse.
8. 2017-06-13 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Have someone chain you to your bed and do nothing but eat sticks/slabs of butter and drink energy drinks and Mt. Dew.
9. 2017-06-13 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Hmm, maybe taking a bunch of calcium would jam it up, but I don't wanna get a kidney stone
10. 2017-06-15 at 3:25 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hear potassium chloride injections are bad for the heart.
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    • Sophie
11. 2017-06-15 at 4 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I hear potassium chloride injections are bad for the heart.

    
    This.
12. 2017-06-15 at 4:01 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can help with that
13. 2017-06-15 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I hear potassium chloride injections are bad for the heart.

    
    false