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  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Happy Easter space niggas.

    I hope that the Easter Bunny gives each and every one of you a easter visit!

    (I also hope he shoves plastic eggs filled with bumblebees and spiders up your assholes.)
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Happy Easter space niggas.

    I hope that the Easter Bunny gives each and every one of you a easter visit!

    (I also hope he shoves plastic eggs filled with bumblebees and spiders up your assholes.)

    howd he get the bugs into the eggs
  3. #3
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Very carefully...
  4. #4
    Bradley Black Hole
    Easter is on SUnday, today is Good Friday.
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Very carefully…

    fake news
  6. #6
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
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  7. #7
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    AND SUDDENLY, AS THE CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT, THE EARTH TREMBLED WITH FEAR! RUMBLING THUNDER ECHOED THROUGH THE SKY, AND A GREAT DARKNESS ENVELOPED THE LAND! EVERYTHING WENT STILL, AS IF TIME ITSELF HELD ITS BREATH! THEN, WITH A MIGHTY CRASH BOOM, LIGHT BURST FORTH! OMG! IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVER SEEN BEFORE! THE GROUND SHUDDERED, THE SKY CRACKED WITH LIGHTNING, AND THEN, IN A MOMENT OF UTTER ASTONISHMENT, HE ROSE! JESUS, THE SON OF GOD, EMERGED FROM THE TOMB, ALIVE AGAIN, BREAKING THE CHAINS OF DEATH! OMGWTFBBQ!!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, IT'S CRAZY, IT'S THE RESURRECTION!
  8. #8
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Politicians say the most ridiculous things. They stand on soapboxes and say they’re going to save our country. Inexplicably, even after all their lies, we still believe them.

    But while politicians, mystics, and revolutionaries, make outrageous claims about who they are, we never hear even the most radical among their rank say, β€œI am the Way, the Truth, and the Life.” It takes a little Carpenter named β€œChrist” to do that.


    Such an absurd claim demands evidence. Take the last part of His statement, β€œI am the Life.” How exactly does one prove He’s Life, itself? It’s not enough to merely live, as all of us are also living (and might live for a very long time). It’s not even enough to save the lives of others, as doctors, farmers, and firefighters, do that every day.
    Instead, the only way Christ proves He’s Life is to partake in a paradox, and die.


    The hockey player who says β€œNo one can skate faster than me” proves it by beating his competition in a race. The artist who says β€œNo sculptor can create more beautifully than me” proves it by chiselling David. An escape artist who says, β€œNo prison can detain me,” is locked in the strongest prison to see if it’s true.


    Likewise, when Christ says, β€œDeath cannot conquer me,” He proves it by going to the grave. All men die as proof that we’re sinners, but Jesus died as proof that He’s sinless.


    Of course, that doesn’t excuse our actions on Good Friday. Our crucifixion of Christ wasn’t just the murder of a Man; it was the murder of mankind. It was the day we decided the One who gives us life was no longer worthy of life. Creation killed its Creator; sheep betrayed their shepherd, and we used our life to take the Saviour’s life away.

    The innocent Jesus of Nazareth was humiliated, tortured, and traded for a murderer. At 3 pm, His cup overflowing and suffering complete, this little Carpenter on the cross roared with a victorious cry that shook deep space as surrendered His spirit, and died.


    Full of satisfaction, death walked away with the thought it conquered Life. That would’ve been the case if death hadn’t marched right into God’s trap, but it did. Its supreme victory turns out to be its mortal defeat. The moment it consumed Christ is the moment Christ consumed it. As death swallowed up Life, Life swallowed up death.

    Shackled in the grave, Christ was finally ready to prove His power over it. He needed to be locked in a tomb to show the world not even the strongest tomb could arrest Him. It’s true that Good Friday isn’t so good if Sunday never comes, but it does. Death snarls at us with jagged teeth and says, β€œRemember when You killed your Saviour?”

    β€œWe do,” we answer, β€œbut we also remember another event.”

    His Resurrection.
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
  10. #10
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock howd he get the bugs into the eggs

    i interrupt this thread to present to y'all Transgender High Visiblity Day.



    feast thine eyes
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
  12. #12
    Bradley Black Hole
    https://voca.ro/1ffC5fq1PEz7
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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