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  1. #1
    Warcry African Astronaut
    I went to the Ukrainian club last night with this Polish dude who im probably not gonna kick it with more as hes a lame like a totla pussy wont evens ay hi to a girl or woman. anyway guess what guys. I hit it off like crazy with this tall as fuck like head taller than me young ukrainian girl id give her like 18 maybe 19 at most mayve 20. but i got pics somewhere before she blocked me as she had the same username on instagram as her telegram. but what happened was me and her were sitting a long ass time using google translat eon my phone to talk and this dude kept tyring to get me to hjoin him on the dance floor like he was jelous of the attention iw as getting. and anyway after a while i also bought them shots her and ehr friends and a couple beers. but after a while she was with some other young dudes her and her friends but would still say hi when she waljked by and shit. at one point i invited her over and she thought about it she said you live alone? but before that in one of the translations she sent me she was like let snot kid ourselves what do we want or some shit or you know what you want like she wanted me to say i wanna fuck you i think. anyway like always i fuck it up.
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  2. #2
    Warcry African Astronaut
    it was crazy as fuck as not only was she like a teen or hella young childish face but also tall like long ass legs guys.
  3. #3
    Warcry African Astronaut
    its weird because we hit it off so good and i had such good game but i didnt have the balls to simply be like lets get out of here or lets go to my pad i simply offered hey in case you want you canc ome over or some weak ass way as i wlaked by later and they werent with those dudes. either those two dudes were thier boyfriends or they impressed them so much or she fucked one she doesnt want continue anything with me.
  4. #4
    Instigator Space Nigga
    So you cock blocked yourself?

    High fucking five dude.
  5. #5
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry I went to the Ukrainian club last night with this Polish dude who im probably not gonna kick it with more as hes a lame like a totla pussy wont evens ay hi to a girl or woman. anyway guess what guys. I hit it off like crazy with this tall as fuck like head taller than me young ukrainian girl id give her like 18 maybe 19 at most mayve 20. but i got pics somewhere before she blocked me

    warriat, if you want people to read all your story you have to put the climax at the end of it.

    i stopped reading riht there in the bolded part.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry I went to the Ukrainian club last night with this Polish dude who im probably not gonna kick it with more as hes a lame like a totla pussy wont evens ay hi to a girl or woman. anyway guess what guys. I hit it off like crazy with this tall as fuck like head taller than me young ukrainian girl id give her like 18 maybe 19 at most mayve 20. but i got pics somewhere before she blocked me as she had the same username on instagram as her telegram. but what happened was me and her were sitting a long ass time using google translat eon my phone to talk and this dude kept tyring to get me to hjoin him on the dance floor like he was jelous of the attention iw as getting. and anyway after a while i also bought them shots her and ehr friends and a couple beers. but after a while she was with some other young dudes her and her friends but would still say hi when she waljked by and shit. at one point i invited her over and she thought about it she said you live alone? but before that in one of the translations she sent me she was like let snot kid ourselves what do we want or some shit or you know what you want like she wanted me to say i wanna fuck you i think. anyway like always i fuck it up.

    You're an idiot
  7. #7
    Warcry African Astronaut
    this is her:

  8. #8
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    too old.

    if i were you id be going for pubescsnt ukrainian chicks.
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    What's her name on Telegram?
  10. #10
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Wariat this is you when your legs stop working

    https://twitter.com/FightMate/status/1764496488225513876?t=Z6a___d31hW5zMmAlxBgmg&s=19
  11. #11
    Warcry African Astronaut
    15 is legal here.
  12. #12
    Bradley Black Hole
    You ever thought about getting one of those two person bicycles? They look so lonely when only one person is on them, it makes me and many hot horny teens just Anna ride your bicycle and if you're in front you have all the power to steer and decide where you're going (back to your place)

  13. #13
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    "Why are you running away screaming, 15 is legal, what a stuck up cunt!"
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  14. #14
    Instigator Space Nigga
    And then the benny hill theme tune starts playing as she runs off...
  15. #15
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    just do it at the top of a hill and wait until they get tired before you speed up
  16. #16
    Warcry African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice "Why are you running away screaming, 15 is legal, what a stuck up cunt!"

    tiffany taylor was only 12 and the ddue was my age and uglier too imo.
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry tiffany taylor was only 12 and the ddue was my age and uglier too imo.

    You're a nice ripe age for me to use and abuse
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    I think you should start a baby sitting service for teen girls in Lodz so parents can have their kids go out and not meet like bad or trashy guys. You can take them to the clubs and show them around and maybe like watch movies with them in a safe environment while you get paid.
  19. #19
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    just rape them
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