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What do you eat in times of extreme poverty?

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    my gang name is actually cricket eater
  2. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs False. The only food that a human can survive on indefinitely is breast milk. Better start sucking…

    soy laden cum
    you will not be paid to watch the girl cock
    you will be forced

    until you say you like it

    and only then will the door emerge, your restraints will release and a dildo will be thrown into the room and then the door slams shut and the sissy porn intensifies 100x and you are left to your devices and the only thing you are allowed to eat and drink is mens cum mixed with soy milk and cricket protein
  3. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    John bread
  4. Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens John bread

    damn that sounds good


    The sandwich is made with a baguette-type loaf with a fried filling of egg, minced meat (chicken, sardine or mutton), and onion, fried in a roll and served with tomato-chilli sauce. "
  5. I hear he likes to loaf around.
  6. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

    I've not made it myself, seems a hard recipe.
  7. cabbage is 50 cent a POUND, you can get pretty high from a cabbage only diet. but it makes you detox so bad if you eat a lot. i had to use a blow drier to heat up the little itchy rashes i had.

    if you cook the cabbage longer like 24 hours our martial cult uses it to attain immortality but the detox sympotms are rashes you need heat to stop the itching though. toxins leaving the skin.

    black garlic got me high too but with no rashes.

    the old grocery store by my house had no cameras we would get champagne and steaks.

    "had you lived on cabbage you would'nt be obligatd the flatter the powerful"
  8. Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja cabbage is 50 cent a POUND, you can get pretty high from a cabbage only diet. but it makes you detox so bad if you eat a lot. i had to use a blow drier to heat up the little itchy rashes i had.

    if you cook the cabbage longer like 24 hours our martial cult uses it to attain immortality but the detox sympotms are rashes you need heat to stop the itching though. toxins leaving the skin.

    thsts the side effect of pesticide ingestion, not detoxificstion properties of the cabbage.

    cabbages have one of the highest concentration of pesticide use and absorbtion.
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  9. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thsts the side effect of pesticide ingestion, not detoxificstion properties of the cabbage.

    cabbages have one of the highest concentration of pesticide use and absorbtion.

    intrresting....so if i get organic cabbage i should be able to do it again?!

    wasn't the only person doing it. see. there talking about it here...

    https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-high-off-of-cabbage/36015
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thsts the side effect of pesticide ingestion, not detoxificstion properties of the cabbage.

    cabbages have one of the highest concentration of pesticide use and absorbtion.

    no the cabbages in my back yard
  11. Ramen Noodles. Starving Students eat this shit.

    throw some bakchoy or lettuce in it with some spam (turkey even) and buy a stock of celery as well. doesn't cost much, lots of leftovers. if you're that poor I'm gonna guess you're living in the fucking dark since you can't afford the lights unless it comes with rent and you have a cheap studio with free electricity and heating and a fridge.

    I been listening to how-to self-help audio while walking around the campus thinking to myself, who would pay 70k a year to go to Cal when it should be free for 4 fucking years.

    fuck the system
  12. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Ramen Noodles. Starving Students eat this shit.

    Kraft Dinner is also a staple at $2/box.
  13. emeraldglass Yung Blood
    Dates and water nothing more, and nothing more is needed.
  14. Lanny is never poor. He has Frala to get taco fundage

  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by emeraldglass Dates and water nothing more, and nothing more is needed.

    I've never liked dates, for some reason.
  16. emeraldglass Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I've never liked dates, for some reason.

    You should opt for the high-quality dates straight from Saudi Arabia, not the overly sweet or fatty ones.Try Ajwa dates they are the best.
  17. My mom used to make date bars with honey and brown sugar. they were kind of like Blondies (in taste)
  18. Originally posted by Bradley my gay name is actually black cricket eater
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Lanny is never poor. He has Frala to get taco fundage


    Obviously there's inadequate swallowing going on there
  20. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja cabbage is 50 cent a POUND, you can get pretty high from a cabbage only diet. but it makes you detox so bad if you eat a lot. i had to use a blow drier to heat up the little itchy rashes i had.

    if you cook the cabbage longer like 24 hours our martial cult uses it to attain immortality but the detox sympotms are rashes you need heat to stop the itching though. toxins leaving the skin.

    black garlic got me high too but with no rashes.

    the old grocery store by my house had no cameras we would get champagne and steaks.

    "had you lived on cabbage you would'nt be obligatd the flatter the powerful"

    You can trust this guy, he cuts legendary ninjas for a living
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