What do you eat in times of extreme poverty?

1. 2024-03-28 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #101
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Drink ten shots of whiskey, bite down on a strip of leather, cauterize the stumps with a torch, splash the rest of the whiskey onto the burned stumps, cook legs and arm.

   
   I'd sooner do exactly that on someone else before I did it to myself
2. 2024-03-28 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #102
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock I'd sooner do exactly that on someone else before I did it to myself

   
   Well, I mean let's say you're the only guy in a disabled submarine on the ocean floor, or you're alone on a Himalayan mountain top, but you have matches, shrub, and BBQ sauce. I suppose you could try to sneak up on antelopes.
3. 2024-03-28 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #103
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas microplastics? fag.
   
   let me know when you're ready for MEGAPLASTICS

   
   i bought a bottle of cheap nigger pepper that came in cheap grinder made out of transparent acrylic or polycarbonate and needless to say the grinder grinds more than just nigger peppers and i found a few chunk of plastic in my instant noodle.
   
   dont know how many i missed.
4. 2024-03-28 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #104
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock I'd sooner do exactly that on someone else before I did it to myself

   
   you definitely starts with his dick first.
5. 2024-03-28 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #105
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you definitely starts with his dick first.

   
   Supposedly, that's the most tender and tastiest part. I throw mine out the back window for the racoons.
6. 2024-03-28 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #106
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Supposedly, that's the most tender and tastiest part. I throw mine out the back window for the racoons.

   
   i didnt know your a trans.
7. 2024-03-28 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #107
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i didnt know your a trans.

   
   No, I just eat people.
8. 2024-03-28 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #108
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, I just eat people.

   
   after u cut your penis off and threw it out the back window for the coons to feast upon.
9. 2024-03-28 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   foods not that expensive i was just being salty because I ran out of hard drugs
   
   gonna go grocery shopping today and flip this cocaine yaherd
   
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10. 2024-03-28 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    They were sold out of everything, what a waste of time and money. All you people in this thread that shamed me for not grocery shopping enough clearly must live some privilege costco membership lifetsyle because the only thing I got for a good price was a ground beef for $7.
    
    I bought a bunch of fruit and it's not even ripe so I can't eat it
    I bought stuff to make a watergate salad but they were out of cool whip at 2 stores so I can't make it
    
    i'm just gonna order mcdonalds and do more cocaine. This is the last time I listen to any of you fucking punks. I'm going back to rice and ramen, you people are insane.
11. 2024-03-28 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #111
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    "There's no bread, let them eat McDonalds."
12. 2024-03-28 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    The dollar menu isn't even a dollar anymore
13. 2024-03-29 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #113
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Iron Ree foods not that expensive i was just being salty because I ran out of hard drugs
    
    gonna go grocery shopping today and flip this cocaine yaherd
    

    
    i wouldnt call processed food food per se .... but ja.
    
    food is cheap in the first world.
    
    also is this true scron.
    
    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/canadians-are-fked-secret-rcmp-report
14. 2024-03-29 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #114
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The human body can survive indefinitely on honey and water alone.
15. 2024-03-29 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i wouldnt call processed food food per se …. but ja.
    
    food is cheap in the first world.
    
    also is this true scron.
    
    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/canadians-are-fked-secret-rcmp-report

    
    fake news
    
    also that was mostly meat I posted.
    i'm gonna make this
    
    something pounds of boneless chicken
    cream cheese
    ranch powder
    bacon
    
    ez
    
    
16. 2024-03-29 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #116
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The human body can survive indefinitely on honey and water alone.

    
    that would make humans split into Gog and Magog there would be a fertile upper echelon of humanity that breeds the females and then the infertile worker drone humans that only exist to work for the good of the species (i.e communism)
    
    The worker humans will eat nothing but soy jelly laced with SOMA, benzodiazapines and SSRI's to keep them docile and "happy" REPEAT AFTER ME " I AM FREE!"
    
    
17. 2024-03-29 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #117
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Iron Ree that would make humans split into Gog and Magog there would be a fertile upper echelon of humanity that breeds the females and then the infertile worker drone humans that only exist to work for the good of the species (i.e communism)
    
    The worker humans will eat nothing but soy jelly laced with SOMA, benzodiazapines and SSRI's to keep them docile and "happy" REPEAT AFTER ME " I AM FREE!"
    
    

    
    I'd be fine with that.
18. 2024-03-29 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Eat your cricket jelly and get back in the angel dust mines, the sunlight is dangerous for your eyes
    
19. 2024-03-29 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #119
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The human body can survive indefinitely on honey and water alone.

    
    if you want to be a sexless drone.
20. 2024-03-29 at 6 PM UTC

    #120
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The human body can survive indefinitely on honey and water alone.

    
    False. The only food that a human can survive on indefinitely is breast milk. Better start sucking...