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What do you eat in times of extreme poverty?

  1. #81
    Bradley Florida Man
    I put on a cape, a ski mask and my running shoes. Go to he nearest dollar store and grab a bag of weiners and a monster and do the dash on them.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by Iron Ree when I have money I just get shit like all the toppings on a subway sub and yeah I eat steaks and shit but it doesn't feel much different than eating ramen canned chicken stir fry and peanut butter until i'm full. It makes no difference to me, I shit it all out at the end of the day anyways.

    and yes I could always get more money and spend thousands on hard drugs and if I was doing meth every day like I was for the past year when I had money I wouldn't even read threads like this because I just wouldn't eat at all, drugs are more fun.

    It's less of a problem with any of that and more of a problem with me not wanting to be alive in the first place and truly embracing the "desire is the root of all suffering" once you free yourself from that and practice fasting and a mendicant lifestyle you start to appreciate the little things more in my experience
    I purposely live in extreme poverty, it's better this way

    You don't live in extreme poverty. If you did you wouldn't be posting here.

    Also don't you have an apartment?

    Don't you care about your health? If you made ANY money you could use it to fund nutritious meals as opposed to constantly shoving garbage into your body.

    If you're struggling to stay sober having a job can help too.

    I want to kill myself everyday too but there are certain things that I HAVE to do, I have no say in whether I do them or not. That's why I have a job now and have to work.

    If I where to guess I'd say the only reason you're still alive is because you quit meth and you have HTS by your side.
  3. #83
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Slinging rocks around here you can make a minimum of 300-500$/hr

    that's how I pay my rent and afford drugs when I want to do them

    if I want money for stuff like a new computer or whatever, or more food then I have to work. That's really the only thing I need money for these days as I don't really buy much drugs or electronics or anything like that. I had a bunch of ideas for startup investment type things but i forgot a lot of them when I ran out of dope

    I wrote them down and, sometimes I find it when I smoke weed and go searching through my files
    i think I ate "better"/healthier when I was on meth
    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal

    You could certainly use the Chinese fondue mix to flavor your chicken and vegetables for a stir-fry. Sticky rice may not be the best option for a stir-fry as it can be quite sticky and may not have the same texture as regular cooked rice. You could try frying up the chicken and vegetables with the fondue mix and serving it over the sticky rice on the side.

    Alternatively, you could try cooking the sticky rice with some chicken broth or stock and the fondue mix to infuse the rice with the flavors of the mix. This could create a tasty and flavorful rice dish that would complement the stir-fried chicken and vegetables.

    Ultimately, the choice is yours and depends on your personal preference. Experimenting with different ingredients and techniques can be a fun way to discover new flavors and dishes.

    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Yes, there are many variations of French toast that you can make to mix things up. Here are some ideas:

    Berry French toast: Top your French toast with fresh berries or a berry compote.
    Nutella French toast: Spread Nutella on the bread before dipping in the egg mixture.
    Orange zest French toast: Add some grated orange zest to the egg mixture for a citrusy twist.
    Lemon and ricotta French toast: Mix ricotta cheese with lemon zest and juice and spread on the bread before dipping in the egg mixture.
    Banana and pecan French toast: Top your French toast with sliced bananas and toasted pecans.
    S'mores French toast: Add some mini marshmallows and chocolate chips to the egg mixture, then top with crushed graham crackers after cooking.
    Caramel apple French toast: Top your French toast with sautéed cinnamon apples and a drizzle of caramel sauce.
    Savory French toast: Skip the cinnamon and sugar and instead add some salt, pepper, and herbs to the egg mixture. Serve with bacon and eggs for a hearty breakfast.

    There are endless possibilities when it comes to French toast, so don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with different flavors and toppings!

    Sure, I'd be happy to provide you with some information on oats and some delicious oatmeal variations to try!

    Oats are a nutritious whole grain that are packed with fiber, protein, vitamins, and minerals. They can be a great addition to a healthy diet, and there are many different ways to enjoy them beyond just plain oatmeal.

    Here are 10 delicious oatmeal variations to try:

    Peanut Butter and Banana Oatmeal - Mash a ripe banana into your cooked oatmeal, then add a spoonful of peanut butter and a drizzle of honey.

    Blueberry Almond Oatmeal - Cook your oatmeal with almond milk, then top with fresh blueberries, sliced almonds, and a drizzle of maple syrup.

    Chocolate Coconut Oatmeal - Stir in a spoonful of cocoa powder and a handful of shredded coconut into your cooked oatmeal. Top with sliced bananas and chocolate chips.

    Pumpkin Pie Oatmeal - Add a spoonful of pumpkin puree and a sprinkle of pumpkin pie spice to your cooked oatmeal. Top with whipped cream and a dusting of cinnamon.

    Maple Pecan Oatmeal - Cook your oatmeal with a drizzle of maple syrup, then top with toasted pecans and a sprinkle of sea salt.

    Raspberry White Chocolate Oatmeal - Cook your oatmeal with milk and a handful of raspberries. Top with white chocolate chips and additional raspberries.

    Lemon Blueberry Oatmeal - Add lemon zest and fresh blueberries to your cooked oatmeal. Top with sliced almonds and a drizzle of honey.

    Mango Coconut Oatmeal - Stir in diced fresh mango and shredded coconut into your cooked oatmeal. Top with additional mango and coconut flakes.

    Apple Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal - Cook your oatmeal with diced apples, cinnamon, and raisins. Top with chopped walnuts and a drizzle of honey.

    Savory Oatmeal with Bacon and Eggs - Cook your oatmeal with chicken broth instead of water, then top with crispy bacon, a fried egg, and a sprinkle of black pepper.

    As for purchasing oats, you can buy a giant sack of plain rolled oats or steel-cut oats and then customize them with your favorite flavors and toppings. Alternatively, you can purchase pre-packaged oatmeal packets or cups, but keep in mind that these may contain added sugar or artificial flavors.
  4. #84
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Don't you care about your health? If you made ANY money you could use it to fund nutritious meals as opposed to constantly shoving garbage into your body.

    My poop burns because I chugged a bottle of hotsauce, you don't know what it's like to be me okay
  5. #85
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    if you're gonna "eat cheap" you might as well just make your own whey protein drinks and drink that instead of solid food or something like a true ROBOT SLAVE TO THE MACHINE. Don't buy the premade drinks they are too expensive but if you just blended that shit yourself with some VEGGIES it would probably be really cheap and you could use any leftover money to buy cocaine

  6. #86
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wish some fat tranny's parents paid for me to have an apartment and covered all my expenses.

    I'm jealous.
  7. #87
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Meikai "Processed food" is such a non-specific complaint that whenever someone uses it you know they're mentally deficient. Which processes? Why are they bad? Moron.

    All of them unless it comes from a live animal or un sprayed plants. Gmos are basically unavoidable at this point

    If you need me to explain what processed food is and why it's bad then your a fucking lost cause

    We already knew that tho when you shoved a highlighter up your ass and chopped ur nuts off.
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  8. #88
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Gmos are basically unavoidable at this point

    GMO's aren't harmful. there is zero evidence they are harmful. You clearly don't understand anything about real science and just swallow whatever the media tells you is bad
    Processed = Bad. Now Roll over
  9. #89
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse If you need me to explain what processed food is and why it's bad then your a fucking lost cause

    Yes, I need you to articulate your beliefs for me. Which processes and why are they bad?

    Can you articulate them without coming across as a retard? I'm guessing no, which is why you're scoffing at the very idea of having to, instead of pwning me with facts and logic or whatever.

    Moron.
  10. #90
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I may be a troon but RIPtotse is hella damn feminine himself, just by merit of his witless adherence to fad dietary and nutrition stuff.

    I'm going to mainline some microplastics and drink a pint of canola oil and nothing in the world can stop me, you stupid bitch.
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  11. #91
    Originally posted by Solstice When I'm short on cash I just eat the aborted fetuses out of the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood

    I hope you're using ketchup on them.
  12. #92
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I may be a troon but RIPtotse is hella damn feminine himself, just by merit of his witless adherence to fad dietary and nutrition stuff.

    I'm going to mainline some microplastics and drink a pint of canola oil and nothing in the world can stop me, you stupid bitch.

    microplastics? fag.

    let me know when you're ready for MEGAPLASTICS
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  13. #93
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ner vegas microplastics? fag.

    let me know when you're ready for MEGAPLASTICS

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  14. #94
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Meikai I may be a troon but RIPtotse is hella damn feminine himself, just by merit of his witless adherence to fad dietary and nutrition stuff.

    I'm going to mainline some microplastics and drink a pint of canola oil and nothing in the world can stop me, you stupid bitch.

    Sorry too busy making money if I get a chance I'll articulate every single food processing formula that are shit for your health since you need your fucking hand held apparently
  15. #95
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Sorry too busy making money if I get a chance I'll articulate every single food processing formula that are shit for your health since you need your fucking hand held apparently

    I'll be waiting with bated breath, you fucking mong.
  16. #96
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh I know you are as the rest of you thirsty ass weirdos are too prolly
  17. #97
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Oh I know you are as the rest of you thirsty ass weirdos are too prolly

    how is job going
  18. #98
    Technically, you could eat both or your own legs and one of your own arms in a pinch, if you were literally starving to death.
  19. #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Technically, you could eat both or your own legs and one of your own arms in a pinch, if you were literally starving to death.

    Technically it's a better idea to not and let your body self-cannibalize because the energy and resources required to heal the injuries would overload the body
  20. Originally posted by infinityshock Technically it's a better idea to not and let your body self-cannibalize because the energy and resources required to heal the injuries would overload the body

    Drink ten shots of whiskey, bite down on a strip of leather, cauterize the stumps with a torch, splash the rest of the whiskey onto the burned stumps, cook legs and arm.
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