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What do you eat in times of extreme poverty?

  1. #21
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Meikai 40% off dominos pizza. It's actually a shockingly good quality/quantity for value proposition. Shame it's only available on Mondays.

    Lol eat moar processed food that's 'good quality' no wonder you chopped ur nuts off


    Finding out everyone here is a homosexual gamer fag broke boy/tranny/fag is hilarious
  2. #22
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol eat moar processed food that's 'good quality' no wonder you chopped ur nuts off


    Finding out everyone here is a homosexual gamer fag broke boy/tranny/fag is hilarious

    "Processed food" is such a non-specific complaint that whenever someone uses it you know they're mentally deficient. Which processes? Why are they bad? Moron.
  3. #23
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    You talk shit and yet I bet you still touch receipts. Pathetic.
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley How do you go hungry if you have the ability to steal? What's holding you back?

    I mean that's what I tell the homeless people that beg me for a slice of pizza that I only order because it was monday night last night which means a 50% pick up special that I use couch change to pay for and I'm certainly not gonna give a homeless 1-2 slices of that pete that I ate in one sitting between 2 people

    they are like BUT IM HUNGRY MAN okay so just walk into a gas station and grab a sandwich or something
    they have more options than I do. I can't steal without fucking up my entire life which means I have to run faster, they will just get a slap on the wrist and eat better in jail anyways
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  5. #25
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    mans out here living in a cave, eating nothing but wild celery and boar meat cooked over an open flame, and crying about how i can expend like 15 calories to obtain 1000. processed food is practically magic to his cro-magnon mind, and the witches must be burned. smh

    dominos is dank, fight me
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  6. #26
    Just walk into a supermarket and start eating. It's not shoplifting if you eat everything before leaving the store.
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  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Yall are making this overly complicated. Just do like that one nigger in california did the other day...look around for amputated body parts and gnaw on them on the side of the road.

    Lots of protein.
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  8. #28
    Bradley Black Hole
    This thread is fire. I'm not one to recommend crime to people but come on you're hungry, no money, live near a store. Call are tempting a boss nigga to do this, take pics and show you how easily this can be done
  9. #29
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai 40% off dominos pizza. It's actually a shockingly good quality/quantity for value proposition. Shame it's only available on Mondays.

    Little Caesar's is even better. Get a coupon for there and you can get a pepperoni pizza for 3-4$

    I remember back when I was a kid me, my brother and my mom would all pitch in to get little Caesar's. We'd each pitch in like 2 or 3 dollars and get 2 pizzas, thank god for those coupons.
  10. #30
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just walk into a supermarket and start eating. It's not shoplifting if you eat everything before leaving the store.

    LOL I used to do this too!

    I would walk into gas stations, get slices of pizza out of the warmer, maybe a lime-arita or 2, and consume it all in the bathroom at lightning speed. Then I'd just walk out, say "have a good one" and hop back in my jeep.
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  11. #31
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Bradley This thread is fire. I'm not one to recommend crime to people but come on you're hungry, no money, live near a store. Call are tempting a boss nigga to do this, take pics and show you how easily this can be done

    I'd only resort to crime as a last resort.

    But at the end of the day, if you have no money and no food and are starving, what the fuck are you going to do, just sit there and starve to death? I don't know a single person that WOULDN'T steal if they where broke and hungry.
  12. #32
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai "Processed food" is such a non-specific complaint that whenever someone uses it you know they're mentally deficient. Which processes? Why are they bad? Moron.

    IDK why but this post made me horny

    I want to fuck the shit out of you NIGGA!
  13. #33
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs IDK why but this post made me horny

    I want to fuck the shit out of you NIGGA!

    Many such cases~! Sad!



    Trust me, you don't. I'm so fucking gross it hurts and I ain't tryna get better. My existence is a curse. Existing in my presence is the ultimate manifestation of that curse. Dating me is tantamount to suicide, and you have too much to live for.
  14. #34
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai Many such cases~! Sad!



    Trust me, you don't. I'm so fucking gross it hurts and I ain't tryna get better. My existence is a curse. Existing in my presence is the ultimate manifestation of that curse. Dating me is tantamount to suicide, and you have too much to live for.

    Damn scron is in for a RIDE
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    shut up and eat my ass in these times of poverty you 16 year old slut

    wait wrong account
  16. #36
    Ghost's Ass (incorrect account) - $700 per meal
    This tastes like ass but switching out herbs can increase the longevity
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    Ramen and frozen vegetables
  18. #38
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I'd only resort to crime as a last resort.

    But at the end of the day, if you have no money and no food and are starving, what the fuck are you going to do, just sit there and starve to death? I don't know a single person that WOULDN'T steal if they where broke and hungry.

    how the fuck do people in the US have to choose between stealing or starving ?

    all one needs to do is ask.

    with food being that cheap pan handling outside a dinner or supermarket for a few minute will get you enough to buy one meal.

    or just straight up beg for food.

    all
  19. #39
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how the fuck do people in the US have to choose between stealing or starving ?

    I blame inflation



    food is about 65% of my expenses and I eat stuff like recipes in this thread, but I live in a third world shithole, I eat 50% takeout specials. Everything else gets spent on bills, weed and if I go too many job interviews and don't get hired in a month I can't order another pizza.

    If I was working full time I would spend even more on food for lunches and have to pay for transportation, overall it wouldn't make that much of a difference even if I could suddenly get hired making twice the average wage, it would barely help because everything is too expensive and fucked.
  20. #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina with food being that cheap pan handling outside a dinner or supermarket for a few minute will get you enough to buy one meal.

    That's not work though and society doesn't allow "honest beggars". Theft is a legitimate economic activity therefore it's "easier" and more noble to steal groceries than beg for them

    Originally posted by Ghost I do know that their religion gives bonus points for alms. People see being a peasant as wrong or bad in the modern secular world but in ancient times when everyone believed in God, the poor were the easiest way for you to gain religious XP by giving some bread to a street beggar. Now they all just want crack and nobody wants to help them because even the poor are corrupt and brainwashed by the MACHINE


    That's why everyone virtue signals and gives to charity and the kids in africa because you feel better doing that than helping some ungrateful local yokel drug attic piece of shit, there are no "honest beggars" anymore. I believe this is because society has become too secularized by hebrews


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Theft has existed throughout human history and exists as a form of economic participation, I wouldn't go as far to call it an "industry" but because of the hyper capitalist world we live in it can mimic a secondary or tertiary industry.
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