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Imagine being only attracted to inanimate objects

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    There is no dating sites for lego bricks.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    😳
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    This seemed like a really profound andout there thing this morning.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    because they're inanimate you can own them,

    what's more fucked up is the people in love with stuff that can't be owned

    imagine feeling a romantic attraction to the golden gate bridge, Eiffel Tower, or the MIssisissippi river

    Objectophilia, also known as objectum-sexuality, is a sexual orientation that involves romantic or sexual attraction to specific inanimate objects. People with objectophilia may develop deep, enduring emotional, romantic, and sexual relationships with inanimate objects, such as bridges, trains, cars, words, or structures. They may also have strong feelings of love and commitment to certain items or structures.
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    imagine you have a friend and she's single and you go over to her house and she starts showing you all these pictures of her with the statue of liberty and there's paintings and pictures on every wall of this statue and you think like oh damn this bitch is retarded or something and she tells you nos he doesn't just like the statue of liberty she loves the statue of liberty including having a statue of liberty dildo and costumes she wears of the statue of liberty to fornicate herself and she says no she just wants to be friends, she could never cheat on the statue of liberty.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley imagine you have a friend and she's single and you go over to her house and she starts showing you all these pictures of her with the statue of liberty and there's paintings and pictures on every wall of this statue and you think like oh damn this bitch is retarded or something and she tells you nos he doesn't just like the statue of liberty she loves the statue of liberty including having a statue of liberty dildo and costumes she wears of the statue of liberty to fornicate herself and she says no she just wants to be friends, she could never cheat on the statue of liberty.

    youre a derp

    go dress up as the statue of liberty and go back to her house then recite whatever idiotic 'bring me your' whatever speech is on the placard.
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    i'm romantically interested in my penis
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