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I'm putting together Easter Baskets for popular members.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks in this thread you can tell me what you'd put in their Easter Basket for them to be greeted by next Sunday.

    in CandyRain's Easter Basket I would put cocoa butter lotion from Bed Bath & Beyond, the good stuff. Perhaps I would also include a small bottle of firetruck red nail polish.

    In Wariat's Easter Basket I would put a dog toy and some candy, to better help him get laid in the following year.

    In Lanny's basket I will put a customer usertitle, 'Absent Parent.'

    And in HTS' Easter Basket I would put a clone-a-willy dildo, made to be an exact replica of my penis for when he finds himself unsatisfied after sex.

    What user's Easter basket would you fill and what would you fill it with?

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Thank you ❤️
    That’s very thoughtful of you , Bradley 🥰🥰🥰

    I really want to put some thought into the basket I’ll give so I’ll be back later to reply with my basket 🧺 🐣
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Jesus didn't die for this shit
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley And in HTS' Easter Basket I would put a clone-a-willy dildo, made to be an exact replica of my penis for when she finds herself unsatisfied after sex.


  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai

    You would place a henna tattoo and a voodoo doll in my basket? You are very cultural, I like your present thank you!
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost Jesus didn't die for this shit

    Jesus died because he started a small rebellion against the standard order and 2000 years ago in a Roman providence that got you brutally killed.

    In Ghost's Easter basket I would put hemeroid cream for his hurt butt
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley You would place a henna tattoo and a voodoo doll in my basket? You are very cultural, I like your present thank you!

    it's the crossroads veve, and i'd be asking papa legba to confer with the appropriate loa and implore them to torture your cock (using the dildo in the manner of a stereotypical voodoo doll)
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    The NIS easter meetup be like
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    :( I appreciate it, I think, it's more so the thought that counts
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    In Ghost's Easter Basket I would place Pancake Mix & 2 Liter bottle of mountain dew
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley In Ghost's Easter Basket I would place Pancake Mix & 2 Liter bottle of mountain dew

    I have liked a total of 0 things you suggested to put in baskets
    i'm very hard to buy gifts for because I have destroyed my ego and all desire from years of psychedelic drug abuse so I am in a constant state of near nirvana

  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    I had a chocolate covered strawberry yesterday, it was fucking awful.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Happy egg day
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    What happens when Lesbians take Viagra?
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    Originally posted by CandyRein Thank you ❤️
    That’s very thoughtful of you , Bradley 🥰🥰🥰

    I really want to put some thought into the basket I’ll give so I’ll be back later to reply with my basket 🧺 🐣

    shes too shy to ask fo 'fair & lovely skin lightening cream'.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    IDK bro I kinda like the idea of creampie-ing black people. IDK Why there's such a n allure in whitening one's skin. Especially like when it's not who you are and I (and many white men) have a fetish for non white women.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    In Vinny's basket I Would put Pokemon stickers, cream cheese, and a picture of me shirtless holding an easter egg.
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    because in every society that isnt tainted with judentungs perversion and debauchery blaxk skin is the most abominable form of human existence.
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    Originally posted by Bradley In Vinny's basket I Would put Pokemon stickers, cream cheese, and a picture of me shirtless holding an easter egg.

    paint your balls like easter eggs.
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I'd fill the basket with popcorn and hold it on my lap then let everyone enjoy the popcorn.
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