suggest a username for dargo's rent-a-kid

1. 2017-06-11 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That might work except for the risk of getting Shophie'd.
2. 2017-06-12 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Vladimir The Impaler v2.0 if you touch me in a weird way"?
3. 2017-06-12 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #63
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop The thread title is obviously facetious but "rent a kid" seems like it could be a profitable business model. "Wanting to go to that 6 year old's birthday party to hit on his mom but no kid of your own? Not a problem…here at rent-a-kid we have toddlers and 1st graders alike!! You'll be swimming in middle aged divorced pussy in no time! Just ask Jared our most sociopathic and popular rent-a-kid to date!
   
   "Jeremy told me if I faked having stage 3 lung cancer at a chuck e cheese he would buy me a new IPhone. Now all the bitches in 3rd grade think I'm the flyest nigga ever! Thanks Jeremy!"

   
   Why would you know that some random 6-year old is having a birthday party?
4. 2017-06-12 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #64
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Why would you know that some random 6-year old is having a birthday party?

   
   This commercial is obviously set in a Rick and Morty - esque paradox universe where everything makes sense and nothing makes sense at once.