Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals

1. 2024-03-21 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #61
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina kinder kutje

   
   Welp that's awful.
2. 2024-03-21 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #62
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley Kinder means children in German. THese things are not meant for grown ass men. Of course you're disappointed, you're a grown ass man.

   
   It also means the same in Dutch, except we say "kinderen."
3. 2024-03-21 at 11:54 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I could take you easily in an arm wrestle. Your legs are probably like bird legs.

   
   My legs could crush your head like a vice grip, nevermind the fact that I'd probably break the bones in your hand by accident the moment we locked fingers.
4. 2024-03-21 at 12:23 PM UTC

   #64
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice My legs could crush your head like a vice grip, nevermind the fact that I'd probably break the bones in your hand by accident the moment we locked fingers.

   
   That's nothing. I'd tie your ears in a knot and then swing you around my head a few times and throw you right over a fence.
5. 2024-03-21 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #65
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's nothing. I'd tie your ears in a knot and then swing you around my head a few times and throw you right over a fence.

   
   been watching too much loonely tunes lately.
6. 2024-03-21 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #66
   

   DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
   John Egg
7. 2024-03-22 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #67
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina kinder kutje

   
   harry potter spell for summoning wariat
8. 2024-03-22 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #68
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET harry potter spell for summoning wariat

   
   hes still in denial
9. 2024-03-22 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
   69th post in the thread.
   
   Reminds me of the time I 69'd a chick in the back of a toyota Corolla in the Bergner's parking lot.
   
   Good times.
10. 2024-03-22 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #70
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs 69th post in the thread.
    
    Reminds me of the time I 69'd a chick in the back of a toyota Corolla in the Bergner's parking lot.
    
    Good times.

    
    how did her balls smell
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