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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cerakote i lost my virginity today

    i shouldve listened to the internet and beat my dick before because i edged nightly for the last 3 days and took lecithin because i thought blowing a fat ass load would be a good thing but i nutted in legit like 15 seconds when i went in doggy

    good thing i went down on her and made her cum beforehand

    lol are you serious? you know you made a girl cum by going down on her the first time you ever had sex? did she have a big butt?
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I honestly thought "low quality people" was a meme created to make fun of sheltered upper middle class whites. I never thought I would see it used unironically.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    I like turtles.
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  4. Originally posted by RestStop I like turtles.

    I'LL KILL YOU YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER.
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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol are you serious? you know you made a girl cum by going down on her the first time you ever had sex? did she have a big butt?

    don't be daft, she faked it.




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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny I honestly thought "low quality people" was a meme created to make fun of sheltered upper middle class whites. I never thought I would see it used unironically.

    What? Why would they be considered low quality?
  7. Originally posted by Piles of Crack I think the times when I would post while dangerously blacked out on benzos or tripping on large doses of various 2C-x's were more entertaining for the community. Im getting too old for all three of those things though, it's time for me to settle down and move to a generic house in the suburbs and shit.

    Yeah I think it was funny and same here.
  8. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by cerakote i lost my virginity today

    i shouldve listened to the internet and beat my dick before because i edged nightly for the last 3 days and took lecithin because i thought blowing a fat ass load would be a good thing but i nutted in legit like 15 seconds when i went in doggy

    good thing i went down on her and made her cum beforehand

    Edging is an actual thing ? I thought was just some weird option that always seemed to be available in the tags when searching for a video but I've never heard of it being done IRL. Sounds unpleasant , sucks it didn't have the effect you going for.
  9. Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Yeah I think it was funny and same here.

    Are you who I think you are? Old username abbreviated WS also? I been out the loop.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    And I'm still ridin' round the hood in the RAM with the Hemi ballin' hard for the shards if a nigga try to finesse me he's goin to meet his God and I'm still raw dawgin' them redbones give a fuck how you christians feel, keep my hand on the back of their necks and the other steerin' the wood grain wheel..
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  11. Originally posted by RestStop And I'm still ridin' round the hood in the RAM with the Hemi ballin' hard for the shards if a nigga try to finesse me he's goin to meet his God and I'm still raw dawgin' them redbones give a fuck how you christians feel, keep my hand on the back of their necks and the other steerin' the wood grain wheel..

    Blow a cloud for me while you're up there
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  12. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol are you serious? you know you made a girl cum by going down on her the first time you ever had sex? did she have a big butt?

    Bill Krozby, you never fail to display your idiocy. It's like telling somebody you got a new car and all your mind can wrap around is to ask what color it is
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice What? Why would they be considered low quality?

    No, I mean it's like a phrase you would think to find in an unflattering parody of snobby white people
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny No, I mean it's like a phrase you would think to find in an unflattering parody of snobby white people

    It's a good phrase. And, to be fair, upper class whites often have a good reason to be snobby. The lower classes and races tend to be horrendous. You know damn well this is true.
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's a phrase that makes you sound like a total asshole because it assumes, without argument, some objective metric of "quality" generally applicable to people obvious enough that it need not even be elaborated on. Of course this is why you like it, but that makes you an asshole.
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  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I love napping with Ash (Stray cat I gained the trust of that likes hanging out with me), laying down on the bed with my arm against her back and head lightly resting on her, petting her in her favorite spots (head and back of neck) while she purrs. My little girl. I was lonely when she didn't come by yesterday, for some reason, which is uncommon now.

    I wonder what it feels like to lay down with a woman you love and cuddle. No, I wonder what the long term health effects of the routine would be, whether the endocrine and neurological modulation, for example, the oxytocin release, released during that relatively short period is enough to have a significant positive effect.

    At the very least it likely has a considerable positive effect on sleep quality, unless one of you is a loud snorer or moves around too much or something. I'd be shocked if it didn't.

    I want a goddamn pill to replicate this and act as a substitute for the other (hell).

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-12T04:25:13.508443+00:00
  17. Your first paragraph almost fooled me into thinking you had a gf. I'm glad reality struck that it was just a cat as I kept reading tho.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dargo Your first paragraph almost fooled me into thinking you had a gf. I'm glad reality struck that it was just a cat as I kept reading tho.

    Just a cat? What makes you think a cat can't be a girlfriend?
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  19. Originally posted by Malice Just a cat? What makes you think a cat can't be a girlfriend?

  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    You should be banned from quoting Sartre.

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