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Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals

  1. 2024-03-14 at 10:42 PM UTC
    #41
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Boasting about priv escalation and wiping out whole sections with a whistling toy… in reality just registering an expired domain…
    Weak, cant hack shit.

    Real hacking is not rote and ritual, it's thinking outside the box and paying attention to detail. That's what makes me so dangerous.
  2. 2024-03-15 at 8:17 AM UTC
    #42
    Ze do Caixao Yung Blood
    deetails deez nuts
  3. 2024-03-16 at 12:10 PM UTC
    #43
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Real hacking is not rote and ritual, it's thinking outside the box and paying attention to detail. That's what makes me so dangerous.

    a gimp always think outside the box.
  4. 2024-03-16 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #44
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina a gimp always think outside the box.

    Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, kid.
  5. 2024-03-20 at 1:56 AM UTC
    #45
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, kid.

    from inside your gimp box
  6. 2024-03-20 at 3:53 AM UTC
    #46
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina from inside your gimp box

    I'm not sure where I am, but wherever I am I can definitely fry your motherboard, kid.
  7. 2024-03-20 at 4:33 AM UTC
    #47
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm not sure where I am, but wherever I am I can definitely fry your motherboard, kid.

    you couldnt even hack yourself out of your wet gimp box
  8. 2024-03-20 at 4:34 AM UTC
    #48
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    the more motherboards spectral fries the greater his infamy grows and the more my spectral merch will sell for
  9. 2024-03-20 at 5:03 AM UTC
    #49
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I used ultra-high speed port scanners that could scan your whole box in a matter of minutes, all 65,535 ports. Then I had a slew of fresh 0-day exploitz I could run on any port I found open. Once I was in, I could install a totally invisible RAT (remote administration trojan), with call home activated, bound to a critical system component, completely FUD (fully undetectable), also clone your active desktop in real time on mine, so I could see every move you made.
  10. 2024-03-20 at 9:59 AM UTC
    #50
    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I used ultra-high speed port scanners that could scan your whole box in a matter of minutes, all 65,535 ports. Then I had a slew of fresh 0-day exploitz I could run on any port I found open. Once I was in, I could install a totally invisible RAT (remote administration trojan), with call home activated, bound to a critical system component, completely FUD (fully undetectable), also clone your active desktop in real time on mine, so I could see every move you made.

    delicious RAT FUD
  11. 2024-03-20 at 1:10 PM UTC
    #51
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I used ultra-high speed port scanners that could scan your whole box in a matter of minutes, all 65,535 ports. Then I had a slew of fresh 0-day exploitz I could run on any port I found open. Once I was in, I could install a totally invisible RAT (remote administration trojan), with call home activated, bound to a critical system component, completely FUD (fully undetectable), also clone your active desktop in real time on mine, so I could see every move you made.

    i'd be scared if i were still 13.
  12. 2024-03-20 at 1:14 PM UTC
    #52
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I used ultra-high speed port scanners that could scan your whole box in a matter of minutes, all 65,535 ports. Then I had a slew of fresh 0-day exploitz I could run on any port I found open. Once I was in, I could install a totally invisible RAT (remote administration trojan), with call home activated, bound to a critical system component, completely FUD (fully undetectable), also clone your active desktop in real time on mine, so I could see every move you made.

    You were LP at a broke Kmart and probably slept in an office behind screens half your day.
  13. 2024-03-20 at 1:21 PM UTC
    #53
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice You were LP at a broke Kmart and probably slept in an office behind screens half your day.

    That didn't scare me.
  14. 2024-03-20 at 2:43 PM UTC
    #54
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    I don't see you denying it at least
  15. 2024-03-20 at 5:26 PM UTC
    #55
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I don't see you denying it at least

    At K-Mart, you get at least 5-6 shoplifters per day, so you're definitely not sleeping. You're cracking knees and knuckles out in the parking lot.
  16. 2024-03-20 at 5:28 PM UTC
    #56
    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At K-Mart, you get at least 5-6 shoplifters per day, so you're definitely not sleeping. You're cracking knees and knuckles out in the parking lot.

    uhhhhh just apprehend first 5 people who walk in and sleep the day away????
  17. 2024-03-20 at 5:59 PM UTC
    #57
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET uhhhhh just apprehend first 5 people who walk in and sleep the day away????

    Never happened to me, but K-Mart manager pays out a $5,000 check same day if it's a false arrest and no goods are found on the suspect. Over five thousand apprehensions, never had one go bad.
  18. 2024-03-20 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #58
    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never happened to me, but K-Mart manager pays out a $5,000 check same day if it's a false arrest and no goods are found on the suspect. Over five thousand apprehensions, never had one go bad.

    apprehend 5000 people, retire same day
  19. 2024-03-20 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #59
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never happened to me, but K-Mart manager pays out a $5,000 check same day if it's a false arrest and no goods are found on the suspect. Over five thousand apprehensions, never had one go bad.

    Yeah I'm sure they do grandpa, let's get you back to bed to take your pills now
  20. 2024-03-20 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #60
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Yeah I'm sure they do grandpa, let's get you back to bed to take your pills now

    I could take you easily in an arm wrestle. Your legs are probably like bird legs.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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