Today i pissed all over the toilet seat and floor at Cold Stone Creamery just to make the employees miserable by cleaning it up...

1. 2024-03-19 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, when people honk behind me because they want to make a right turn and I've stopped a car length before the white line... i make sure to laugh it up.
2. 2024-03-19 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Piss‐flavored ice cream.
3. 2024-03-19 at 8:21 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   It's all fun and games till someone breaks out the assault rifle and mag-dumps in your general direction
4. 2024-03-19 at 11:14 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock It's all fun and games till someone breaks out the assault rifle and mag-dumps in your general direction

   
   If I lived in Florida that would have already happened by now
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5. 2024-03-19 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung If I lived in Florida that would have already happened by now

   
   It's a frequent occurrence here
   
   I don't know how they afford all that ammo
6. 2024-03-19 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by WellHung If I lived in Florida that would have already happened by now

   
   Only a matter of time for Bradley then
7. 2024-03-19 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   I hope they don't shoot me in the good eye.