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I CAN'T BE YOUR BATMAN

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Because I'm Robin.
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    with the nipples or without

    regardless...post pics wearing sexy leotards
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I can't be your bain because IAM MICHAEL KEANE
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole

    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
    ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: He wasn't alone.
    ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ค
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
    ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿค
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: They are not my friends.
    ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ‘ค
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: Don't worry, no charge for them.
    ๐Ÿ†“๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿšท
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: And, why would I want them?
    โ“๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸšทโŒ
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: They were trying to grab ya prize. They work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ฅ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Bane?
    ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธโ“
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: Aye.
    ๐Ÿ‘
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: ๐Ÿ“ž Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!
    ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿš๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿšจ
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
    โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: ๐Ÿ’ฅ He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
    ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.
    ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ”ซโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: At least you can talk, who are you?
    ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค”โ“
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿค”
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: If I pull that off, will you die?
    ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโ“๐Ÿ’€
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: It would be extremely painful.
    ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ต
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: You're a big guy.
    ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: For you.
    ๐Ÿ‘ค๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฅ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Was getting caught part of your plan?
    ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ“โ“
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
    ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’ผ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Nothing! I said nothing.
    ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ™Š
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!
    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ค๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ‘ฅ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Sir?
    ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธโ“
    ๐Ÿ‘ค: Now what's the next step of your master plan?
    ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”œโ“๐ŸŽฏ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
    โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ๐Ÿ‘ฅ
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ: No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
    โŒ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Aaaaaahhhh! What are you doing?! Aaahhhhhhhh!
    ๐Ÿคฏโ“๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโ—
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: No! They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother!
    โŒ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ค
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Have we started the fire?
    ๐Ÿ”ฅโ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•’
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค: Yes! The fire rises... calm down, doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ•’
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ: Aaaaahhhh!!
    ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i'm 5,000 years old and the truth is that i would want to get to know you.
  6. #6
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Needs a "clench" option
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mashlehash i'm 5,000 years old

    this would explain a lot tbh
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai this would explain a lot tbh

    Been trying 2 tell u
  9. #9
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    robin' ur anal virginity
  10. #10
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    you so skibidi
  12. #12
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    your so fanum tax
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