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Shouting I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF on the bus.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    You get 3 days of atavan, cable TV, good ass food, thus free payphone, and like 20 other retards to color with.

    I did it 4 times so far lol
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    people do that here daily and usually just get beat up
  3. #3
    I hear if you do it for real you dont have to pay any bills for the rest of your life, give it a shot.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    nah they kick you out after 3 days, sometimes longer if you wipe doodoo on yourself. One time I had to do it for 8 days after I had a seizure during alcohol withdrawal.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    The psych ward fucking sucks it's all losers and people that can't handle their drugs and if they try their gay little hurr dirr I'm a retard act around me I am gonna take their tray

    I know one day I'll spend a night in jail if I keep this behaviour up but unlike them I'm actually mentally ill and balance out after a few days. They will always be retarded and most jail heads I meet aren't much different
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya I like to detox there, it's very cold and relaxing and they bring you food in bed, they have cable television and that payphone you can use for free.

    Like if you're having a hard time at life for whatever reason, CRISIS centers/psyche wards are nice to just relax and lay back and sleep and reorient your mind, then when you're 'better' you take the script for anti depressant with you and throw it away and go back to your life.

    I know this is bad to say but it's like a vacation for me to just chill out for a bit, feel good with life, sleep a lot, eat 4 solid meals, if you're alcoholic they put you on a shit ton of vitamins and Atavan to make you calm and you can just sleep and sometimes they have a shitty paperback book but I mostly just sleep, pace, watch the News or fuck with other patients.
  7. #7
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    The local team mental health team/inpatient unit refused to accept after awhile cause they not it's all self inflicted.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bradley You get 3 days of atavan, cable TV, good ass food, thus free payphone, and like 20 other retards to color with.

    I did it 4 times so far lol

    what kind of food and do they deliver
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    instead of shouting about claiming to do it...go all the way and actually do it.

    make sure its on live streaming video
  10. #10
    plenty of free food where you're going... hell-glazed HUMAN MEAT
  11. #11
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Ghost people do that here daily and usually just get beat up
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    When I went to a psych ward I gained 10 lbs and only slept 2-3 hours a night, the majority of people there where schizos/ psychotic and out of their mind.

    I remember one guy started beating the shit out of the phone because he got mad at the way his mom was talking to him. We found out later that there was nobody on the phone.

    Another guy just stood in the corner of his room with his eyes closed and blew raspberries for hours on end.
  13. #13
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs When I went to a psych ward I gained 10 lbs and only slept 2-3 hours a night, the majority of people there where schizos/ psychotic and out of their mind.

    I remember one guy started beating the shit out of the phone because he got mad at the way his mom was talking to him. We found out later that there was nobody on the phone.

    Another guy just stood in the corner of his room with his eyes closed and blew raspberries for hours on end.

    Was raspberries another patient? He didn't mind?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Ghost Black Hole
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I lol'd at blowing strawberries and did strawberries mind

    aight everyone, I really don't wanna go to crisis or anything. Iw as just bored and kinda sad earlier.
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    Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET plenty of free food where you're going… hell-glazed HUMAN MEAT

    Just put some ketchup on it and you're fine.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    fucking strawberry that nut house slut, the nut house nutter they call him.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    They call me BigCummer where I cum from.
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    Originally posted by Instigator Was raspberries another patient? He didn't mind?

    No, Raspberries was the ward goldfish. Poor fellow, RIP.
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think i'mma reward myself with a 3 day vacation to the psych ward right before school starts and just rest my mind and body away from people and noise
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