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Dylan mulvaney celebrate 2 years of being a girl with a penis
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2024-03-16 at 8:37 PM UTC
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2024-03-16 at 8:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the '60s, the gym education female teachers used to do penis checks before entering the pool, for "health" reasons. And this was a standardized procedure and requirement throughout the Canadian School Board. All the guys would have to line up after exiting the changing room and the female gym teacher would pull out each guy's bathing suit from the front and look down at his willy to make sure it was pointing straight up and free of any apparent affliction. The official reasoning given for The "pointing" requirement was so that bacteria would not form under the fold of the penis from the excess water from the pool/shower that was not properly dried off. True story.
all we got were scoliosis tests where you had to bend over in front of the gym teacher
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2024-03-16 at 8:44 PM UTCYeah, some guys would get erections even before they got to the front of line.
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2024-03-16 at 8:47 PM UTC
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2024-03-16 at 8:49 PM UTCScoliosis... when you're not straight up the middle.
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2024-03-16 at 8:57 PM UTCMy friend Jordan had scoliosis so bad that another member of the wrestling team team (Infront of our football team) had Jordan lay down on a table and pulled out milk and cereal and proceeded to eat some fruit loops out of jordan's back and I thought it was the most bizarre shit I've ever seen in my life. They let him do wrestling even with scoliosis until he had to wear a back brace during the day the last two years of high school.
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2024-03-16 at 8:58 PM UTCLike it wans't even gay it was just weird watching a guy laughing and the kid on his stomach on a table going "oh God that's cold." as the milk went in and then watching someone eat like five spoonfuls of fruitloops out of this giant like bowl I guess you'd call it and like 20 people (including me and two coaches) watching
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2024-03-16 at 9:21 PM UTCI would have rented out my spine at substantial cost, if anything.
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2024-03-17 at 1:22 PM UTC
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2024-03-17 at 1:23 PM UTC
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2024-03-17 at 2:06 PM UTC
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2024-03-17 at 2:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice That dude is clearly a government psyop. They parade these creeps in front of us to gradually desensitize us to open sodomy so that when the time comes that the global elites can no longer hide their rampant pedophilic tendencies, the sheep will be primed to just shrug and accept it lest they be labeled as some kind of hateful bigots fit for nothing but three hots and a cot in a state prison 🇺🇲
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2024-03-17 at 2:16 PM UTCah be eh blax mang trapped in en ehzians bodeh
n sheite. -
2024-03-17 at 2:21 PM UTCThe story of Job was the first psyop, a man trapped in a whale's body (the word 'whale' was mistranslated during the making of the King James edition of the bible from the original ܘܳܐܝܳܐ" (w'ayya) meaning woman). There are a few mistranslations eg the famous 'camel through needle's eye' quote (it was meant to be 'rope' not camel), but this one I could easily believe was on purpose to obscure the truth from future generations.
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2024-03-17 at 2:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET The story of Job was the first psyop, a man trapped in a whale's body (the word 'whale' was mistranslated during the making of the King James edition of the bible from the original ܘܳܐܝܳܐ" (w'ayya) meaning woman). There are a few mistranslations eg the famous 'camel through needle's eye' quote (it was meant to be 'rope' not camel), but this one I could easily believe was on purpose to obscure the truth from future generations.
they fucked up translation of the entire bible. 'know'...'witch'... -
2024-03-17 at 2:50 PM UTC
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2024-03-17 at 2:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET The story of Job was the first psyop, a man trapped in a whale's body (the word 'whale' was mistranslated during the making of the King James edition of the bible from the original ܘܳܐܝܳܐ" (w'ayya) meaning woman). There are a few mistranslations eg the famous 'camel through needle's eye' quote (it was meant to be 'rope' not camel), but this one I could easily believe was on purpose to obscure the truth from future generations.
Jonah. -
2024-03-17 at 3:03 PM UTCInstead of reading the bible why don't you read a scientific textbook or trade manual and get a #Job
Welcome to the secular world, kid. nobody gives a shit what happens when you die as long as you don't do it on our property -
2024-03-17 at 3:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost Instead of reading the bible why don't you read a scientific textbook or trade manual and get a #Job
Welcome to the secular world, kid. nobody gives a shit what happens when you die as long as you don't do it on our property
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2024-03-17 at 3:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost Instead of reading the bible why don't you read a scientific textbook or trade manual and get a #Job
Welcome to the secular world, kid. nobody gives a shit what happens when you die as long as you don't do it on our property
Sounds like the ultimate form of bad planning. Unlike life where you don't really know for sure where it will end up going, you can be certain that one day we all will die. It's not a potentially unnecessary contingency to an for, it's inevitable. Not that it was ever a thing to begin with for people to need other people to believe in the same thing as them in the first place u sound like it stuck in 2019 still. Things on earth have changed and ur just trying to stay in ur comfy little cocoon of sameness but change is inevitable my friend
