2017-06-10 at 5:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
yes, yes he is…
holy shit, you are the last person on earth who should be looking dubiously at someone's credentials to be a parent.
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2017-06-10 at 8:19 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Dargo
I am legitimately getting a kid, and if anyone were to be 'unfortunate' in this situation it would be probably be me. Don't worry, despite any joking remarks otherwise, I won't abuse the little guy.
Also, don't start trying to diagnose me, Mal. I'm not a psychopath.
You're not a psychopath, you're just a faggot
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2017-06-10 at 11:05 AM UTC
shit, blings on fire in this fred.
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2017-06-10 at 4:07 PM UTC
All of this is a lie anyway.
Why are you all playing along? This is retarded.
2017-06-10 at 8:20 PM UTC
Stop bumping this thread every other hour with quotes you spastic. What is this shit?
2017-06-11 at 8:01 PM UTC
The thread title is obviously facetious but "rent a kid" seems like it could be a profitable business model. "Wanting to go to that 6 year old's birthday party to hit on his mom but no kid of your own? Not a problem...here at rent-a-kid we have toddlers and 1st graders alike!! You'll be swimming in middle aged divorced pussy in no time! Just ask Jared our most sociopathic and popular rent-a-kid to date!
"Jeremy told me if I faked having stage 3 lung cancer at a chuck e cheese he would buy me a new IPhone. Now all the bitches in 3rd grade think I'm the flyest nigga ever! Thanks Jeremy!"
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