New 2024 trend : Slimes, Jellys, Fluids & Waxes

1. 2024-03-13 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I'm going all in on wax, all bets on slime. Fuck cooking drugs we will make industrial amounts of artisan small batch slime and sludge. Imagine if they were also sentient. This is BIG BIZ!!!!!
   
   Contains: Polyvinyl Acetate (PVA), Borax
   May also contain: Colorant, Fragrance Oil, Mineral Oil, Unscented Lotion, Unscented Soap, Glycerin, Alumina Silicate (Clay), Non-Toxic Craft Materials, Non-Toxic Absorbent Polymers
   
   
   
2. 2024-03-13 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I don't know.. I think the big money is in scratch & sniffs.
3. 2024-03-13 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   My friend already made this with her 2 year old daughter like 5 years ago and told me about it, ur late
4. 2024-03-13 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
5. 2024-03-13 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't know.. I think the big money is in scratch & sniffs.

   
   that is fluid adjacent. Scented slime and wax is all the rage. Don't even get me started on scented candles
6. 2024-03-13 at 3:07 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The Dirty Dick Slime is a big seller, I hear.
7. 2024-03-15 at 4:09 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I prefer KY Jelly.
8. 2024-03-15 at 4:15 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I prefer KY Jelly.

   
   that's a lube sir
9. 2024-03-15 at 6:13 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE

   
   Nigger
10. 2024-03-17 at 6:30 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    holy shit i'm in the wrong business
    
    Ultimate product idea; scented small batch organic fair trade Slime Makeup
    
    Selling makeup for slimes. I am going to make up the forbes list of billionaires with an idea like that
    
11. 2024-03-22 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
12. 2024-03-22 at 2:06 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
13. 2024-03-22 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    these videos are making me cream right now
14. 2024-03-22 at 4:38 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    And remember... slimes contain all the vitamins and nutrients required for a well-balanced and healthy lifestyle.
15. 2024-03-22 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm trying to slime in your jelly.
16. 2024-03-22 at 5:12 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Pretty sure jelly stratifies above slime.
17. 2024-03-22 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you know what the difference between Jelly & Jam is?
18. 2024-03-22 at 5:37 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you know what the difference between Jelly & Jam is?

    
    Six letters?
19. 2024-03-22 at 6:48 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And remember… slimes contain all the vitamins and nutrients required for a well-balanced and healthy lifestyle.

    
    this is true
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you know what the difference between Jelly & Jam is?

    
    unfortunately, yes. I think it all comes down to the gelatin/pectin/agar and how you use it
    fruit jams/jellys don't really need outside gelatin just a bit of pectin to jam up. It's pretty unga bunga tier chemistry that has existed for hundreds of years. When the apocalypse hits i'm going full send on slimes and I will eat jelly cakes daily like a 1800s peasant
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitlerszalonna

    Hitlerszalonna (Hungarian: "Hitler bacon"), known in the modern day as sütésálló lekvár ("ovenproof jam"), is a dense fruit jam that originated in the Kingdom of Hungary during World War II

    
    
    
20. 2024-03-22 at 7:10 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    
    
    
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