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  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock You'd make more on onlyfans

    Id have like 2 subscribers
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I was thinking about trying to sell my bathwater like belle Delphine though, that shit must have a pretty substantial profit margin
  3. Originally posted by infinityshock

    what shenaniggen did he do.
  4. Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I was thinking about trying to sell my bathwater like belle Delphine though, that shit must have a pretty substantial profit margin

    What about selling your farts in jars? I've seen several girls do that now. How they gonna know it came from a dude instead?
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    time is folding

    everyone remembers the Candyland threads from Zoklet and the DH invasion that destroyed the totse community in 2013

  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I put on a job application that I learned how to cook rice in the microwave and they contacted me for an interview immediately

    This is the secret to landing any gigg you want …
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what shenaniggen did he do.


    UW-Madison student 'brutally attacked' downtown, at hospital in critical condition

    Brandon Thompson, 26, of Madison is facing tentative charges of first-degree sexual assault, first-degree reckless injury and strangulation.
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
  9. CandyRein Black Hole


    Butt woke me up to take him to go get his truck and I literally had a head fullll of flexy rods 💗😭

    I was thinking I’m not taking these down yet I want to keep them in until work to see how curly I can get my hair ya know …

    I was like I hope butt don’t think I look stupid or something 💗😭🫣


    He just told me I looked cute in them
    😭💗
  10. CandyRein Black Hole


    😭💗

    Why would they say that?!

    I can nottt
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭😭😭
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I wouldn't fuck me, would you fuck me?
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Uhhh 😭
    Wut
  14. CandyRein Black Hole


    I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about this ….

    This nigga is about to wake up in less than 2 months!
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    candy you like aldis? IDK where you food shop normally.
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  16. infinityshock Black Hole
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley candy you like aldis? IDK where you food shop normally.

    I’ll usually get my meat from the butcher we have a place called Raw Hide close by I get my sides from places like Aldi and some stores that are only in my area..most likes not yours


    Make a list ..it may feel dumb but make a list
    It will help you get less miscellaneous crap and things you actually need
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  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Combining miscellaneous shit to make dank food is half the fun though
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Key word ….less…

    Less
  20. Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I put on a job application that I learned how to cook rice in the microwave and they contacted me for an interview immediately

    I put on an application that I learned how to cook crack in the microwave and they hired me as CEO
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