2024-03-08 at 3:35 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
yes 93 7:34/5 AM 3/8/2024
2024-03-08 at 3:38 PM UTC
what u drinking on big dog
2024-03-08 at 3:42 PM UTC
im never doing bundy+salvia at the hospital again
2024-03-08 at 6:34 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Took a piss in the doctors waste bin when she left the room, she was gone a while and It was that or piss myself.
2024-03-08 at 7:16 PM UTC
doesn't your doctors office have bathroom?
2024-03-08 at 11:58 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
it's 3:56 PM 3/8/2024 and i have returned from the doctor after some while. i am just fine. two minutse to tell you what you did.
2024-03-09 at 12:06 AM UTC
What was your blood pressure?
2024-03-09 at 1:49 AM UTC
IDK if you guys remember, I could dredge it up one day but I went to the hospital because I was having heart pain about six years ago ago. Might've been posted on Zoklet. I had been smoking crack and drinking a lot.
So they hooked me up to this EKG where it goes beep beep beep everytime your heart beats and I had snuck in about a 20 of crack and my pipe, I also had 1 steel reserve (I drank the other 1 on the car ride there, my ex actually drove me and she was my ex at that time but still cared about me when I called her in the middle of the night saying I was having heart trouble)
So I wait till it's like 3am, I waited till I was pretty sober and I loaded the pipe as full as I could get it my nigga, i'm talking I put both ROCKS in the pipe like 2 snowballs in uh whatever kinda tube snowballs get loaded into and I cracked the beer all stealthily (I used the blanket) and I almost spilled the crack out of the pipe
So I go and rip this bitch as hard as I can just hard rip it and probably wast ea bunch of it because of direct flame but I didn't give a fuck, I blow out the machine starts going beebeeepbeebpeep really fast lol, so I quickly hit it twice, thre e times, four times and the machine is like freaking the fuck out and some alarm starts going off on top of the beeping
I go to put the pipe in the folds of the blanket and it starts burning the cotton white blanket int he hospital/the hospital bed and i'm so fuckin high, and I got this beer, and I start chugging it and like 5 nurses and the third shift doctor run into my emergency room bed and see me having a bell ringer while chugging a steel reserve and one of them tries to grab it and it spills all over me
"I'm sorry, oh my God, oh my God" cuz I was way too high and thought I was gonna die
the next afternoon I was released, it was acid reflux from alcohol and barely eating, not heart problems
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2024-03-09 at 1:50 AM UTC
I figured if it was heart problems and I had a heart attack it'd be the best place and I was afraid of doing it at home and dying so I bereougth it to the hosptial
