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1. 2024-03-06 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   the bradley bee discount dollar tree dog - a piece of moldy whole wheat bread, a kraft single and a $1 pepperoni stick. If the bread runs out there is an infinite amount of cheap tortillas to use instead. Microwave for 1 minute to get that authentic dog temp and served with a liberal amount of ketchup
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
2. 2024-03-06 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I love that shit
   
   1 hot dog microwaved until it explodes
   1 cold tortilla cuz heating up tortillas is for mexicans
   1 Kraft single or the generic Walmart equi valent
   hot sauce
   ketch up
   microwave again if u wanna feel extra fancy
3. 2024-03-06 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Ghost The Spectral Doge - A maple cheddar 100% alberta beef smokie served on a french roll served inside a paper bag that must be hacked open

   
   You suck.
   
   The SpectralDog - Aged 100% hot dog hot dog, served dry and wrinkly. With your choice of a napkin or papertowel.
   
   
4. 2024-03-06 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   The Homophobe:
   
   Our standard Kr0zD0g but served with a privacy blocker. Very popular among heteroflexible men.
   
   
5. 2024-03-06 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I think it's really gay you get a boner when you eat a hotdog, Ghost.
6. 2024-03-06 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Americans don't know
   
   
7. 2024-03-06 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   
8. 2024-03-06 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #48
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   all these pretzels are making me THIRSTY
9. 2024-03-06 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #49
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Hot-dog milkshake
10. 2024-03-06 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #50
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley The Michael Meyewrs Dog
    1 halal beef weiner
    served by itself nigga lol

    
    The Bradley Dawg
    As many sausages as you want
    All in one orifice (butthole only)
11. 2024-03-06 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #51
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Double sided hotdog
12. 2024-03-06 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #52
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Hot dog that comes in four pieces.
13. 2024-03-07 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #53
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hot dog that comes in four pieces.

    
    or all over his face
14. 2024-03-09 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    
15. 2024-03-10 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #55
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hot dog that comes in four pieces.

    
    5-sided hotdog
16. 2024-03-10 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #56
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor 5-sided hotdog

    
    That way you have seven choices of how to come at it. Quite refreshing.
17. 2024-03-10 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #57
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley

    
    who wants to go camping...
    
    im pitching a tent