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Weird nasty meal I started eating since I got out of jail

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    folks I take a ramen noodle, add peanut butter and a spoonful of oatmeal and cook that bitch with minimal water

    it makes this weird peanut noodle soup mush that I really like
  2. #2
    That doesn't sound too bad. I'm assuming you mix the ramen noodle flavour packet into the peanut butter?
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Mate

    That sounds horrible.

    And I used to eat mueli, dry. in jail.
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  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    My girlfriend does this all the time and I have to slap her and tell her to stop wasting my peanut butter on stupid shit

    just use this ya fucking weirds


    Actually no, when I cooked meth I used peanut oil as an oil bath because it doesn't smoke at high temperatures unlike motor or vegetable oil and I would slap my ex and tell her to stop wasting my peanut oil on stupid shit

    maybe the problem is me
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump That doesn't sound too bad. I'm assuming you mix the ramen noodle flavour packet into the peanut butter?
    Yes




    Originally posted by Instigator Mate

    That sounds horrible.

    And I used to eat mueli, dry. in jail.

    What is mueli
  6. #6
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    I tried this a while back

    put noodles in bowl, pour in boiled water, cover with a plate or something for 5 minutes

    drain water from noodles, mix in soup powder (satay probably works best), mix in peanut butter

    not bad but I used too much peanut butter and it was like eating wet cement. dunno about oats
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost My girlfriend does this all the time and I have to slap her and tell her to stop wasting my peanut butter on stupid shit

    just use this ya fucking weirds


    Actually no, when I cooked meth I used peanut oil as an oil bath because it doesn't smoke at high temperatures unlike motor or vegetable oil and I would slap my ex and tell her to stop wasting my peanut oil on stupid shit

    maybe the problem is me

    avocado oil has a high temperature...and canola does as well

    ive used canola oil to cheapo metals for tempering. as in red-hot steel being quenched
  8. #8
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    When I was in jail we used to put peanut butter in a chili ramen, it wasn't too bad I guess.

    What is good as fuck that I eat everyday is a good bowl of oatmeal with hella sugar and a nice spoon of peanut butter in it. Shit is good and filling. I put tuna or chips in the noodles.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by infinityshock avocado oil has a high temperature…and canola does as well

    ive used canola oil to cheapo metals for tempering. as in red-hot steel being quenched

    more like red cock being clenched
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina more like red cock being clenched

    good girl...clench your ass cheeks on my cock
  11. #11
    Originally posted by infinityshock good girl…clench your ass cheeks on my cock

    without clenching theres no feel at all.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    i like doritos too
  13. #13
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley Yes






    What is mueli

    Muesli sorry.

    Dry granola I guess.
  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    ok i don't put oatmeal in it but i do crush up saltines sometimes and i feel like that fulfills the same purpose of absorbing additional water to end up with a slightly mushy peanut ramen paste

    i also make it in the bag the ramen comes in because i'm too lazy to clean a bowl

    thing is i have never been to prison and we couldn't even get ramen in jail - our commissary is hella limited until you actually get sentenced. lmao
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  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina without clenching theres no feel at all.

    For you're less-abled clientele, I'm sure. When I'm in your ass I guarantee you're going to wish you were more stretchy.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    The ramen noodles were getting me really fat
  17. #17
    Originally posted by infinityshock For you're less-abled clientele, I'm sure. When I'm in your ass I guarantee you're going to wish you were more stretchy.

    picts.

    o u kno the thang
  18. #18
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina picts.

    o u kno the thang

  19. #19
    Originally posted by Meikai

    whats dat
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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
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