2024-02-29 at 4:43 AM UTC
My nappies are perfect circles
2024-02-29 at 4:47 AM UTC
Get a tattoo of an oldschool tape like from the 80s on your chest and have your nipples be the two wheels where the cassette turns
2024-02-29 at 4:50 AM UTC
Then leave part for a label untatted so you can write different things on it. Like you could write a bands name and then tell the concert security that your in the band and have the tattoo to prove it and they'll have to let you in. Or if you had a girlfriend you could make her a mixtape and write "gfs names' mixtape" on it and the same on your chest and she would think you are super romantic.
2024-02-29 at 5:06 AM UTC
This is why women should wear durkas
2024-02-29 at 5:13 AM UTC
i get op, it must be very frustrating having to explain to everyone at the restroom why your girlfriend have a penis-like organ despite being a woman.
2024-02-29 at 2:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
i get op, it must be very frustrating having to explain to everyone at the restroom why your girlfriend have a penis-like organ despite being a woman.
actually she goes into the woman restroom, finds a fat homely bitch and says GET THE FUCK OUT YOU TRANNY MAN FREAK!!! RAPE!!!
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