2024-02-29 at 8:07 AM UTC
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
uab medical westWere you cloned?
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2024-02-29 at 8:18 AM UTC
twist: Bradley is the wife's boyfriend, she has a type and Bradley is more or less that guy's evil twin
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2024-02-29 at 2:13 PM UTC
LOL at wife's boyfriend. Glad I'm old and will die soon, fuck this world.
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2024-02-29 at 2:15 PM UTC
evil bradley b like hey brother in christ I just got back from taking my kids to karate lessons and catholic mass. Gonna go bang my wife and then record another country album, God bless!
2024-02-29 at 2:18 PM UTC
"Hey Dan you want to smoke some crack and spitroast Susan?"
"No thanks Brad I'm gonna read the Bible for a little while then play some Animal Crossing"
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2024-02-29 at 2:43 PM UTC
Dan better watch it, Bradley prefers that man pussy. Get him fucked up on some meth and he may take that ass at knife point.
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2024-02-29 at 3:09 PM UTC
That guy really does look like me lol
2024-02-29 at 9:41 PM UTC
For the record, I am the .1% of homosexuals who don't like to do gay stuff on meth. In fact when I do meth it makes me feel really really uncomfortable being touched, I'm not horny, I don't watch porn.
I don't masturbate, I don't want to suck a dick or get fucked in the ass, I want to read, think, clean, write, take something apart, put something together, draw, talk on the phone, text, shitpost, not have someone touch me while I'm doing any of these things, sometimes I'll do yoga.
While I am doing these things I don't like faggots staring at me, being near people touching themselves, I can ignore people watching porn and masturbating but don't stare at me while you're doing it, I don't like sitting in the dark trying to get off, I hate that method out homo shit more than anyone can believe and it's like constantly almost forced on me.
2024-02-29 at 9:45 PM UTC
Get a blowjob < Look at a topographical map,
Fuck some sweet tight asshole < Have a boring conversation with my mother
Suck off a microdick sexy lil trans girl < clean tile grout with bleach and a metal brush.
2024-03-03 at 12:12 AM UTC
I believe the correct spelling is “doppelgänger.”
