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  1. #21
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Essxxscuse me if im wrongo doesn't the copper taste come from the fluoride.
  2. #22
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Solstice Have you ever seen those genuine copper drinking vessels they sell online? Supposed to give you just the right amount of trace copper in your water while keeping it super cold.

    Yes there are water fountains at target that have copper in them it tastes awesome and is very cold
  3. #23
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Essxxscuse me if im wrongo doesn't the copper taste come from the fluoride.

    im pretty sure flouride tastes like .... flouride.
  4. #24
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Not in Florida…it's the opposite. You have to wait for the water to cool

    This, in the south you have to let it run a couple minutes. Plus it helps rinse any slugs that may have made a home there, slug slime for extra taste.
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole


    that feel when you put your lips against a soaker hose and suck. IT's just like drinking from a waterfall
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE gatekeeping manhood is dumb

    Not gatekeeping manhood is dumb. Bring back rites of passage.
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina it does based on the type hose you drink exclusively from.

    Hoses aren't made from copper
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb This, in the south you have to let it run a couple minutes. Plus it helps rinse any slugs that may have made a home there, slug slime for extra taste.

    We get liserds in the hose.
  9. #29
    Ghost Black Hole
    Marine hoses are by and far the best hose for water drinking, they are the most expensive hoses you will find in the hose aisle of any major retailer, they are made with more durable and resistant plastics

  10. #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't drink from the hoes, I want no STDs.
  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't drink from the hoes, I want no STDs.

    what about virgins or underage girls or old grandmas that haven't been laid in 20 years I'm sure they are all clean
  12. #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost what about virgins or underage girls or old grandmas that haven't been laid in 20 years I'm sure they are all clean

    Dick is unerasable, unfortuntately. The crusty cum stains will always be there, no matter how much time passes. We just can't see it with the naked eye (I don't care if science disagrees, science nowadays even claims we are all Africans). Virgins aren't hoes, but under-aged girls could be. I was talking to this girl and she told me she was 14 when she lost her virginity in a one-night stand. I've also heard stories of 14 year olds having gang-bangs in school bathrooms. In South America, it's even worse and they start even younger, around age 9 / 10. It's despicable to say the least. This world is too degenerate, it should be nuked.
  13. #33
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Dick is unerasable, unfortuntately. The crusty cum stains will always be there, no matter how much time passes.

    Okay, cum looker
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost Okay, cum looker

    Call me the cum cop, because I'll be inspecting that bitch.
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    Don't forget to check the ass and behind their ears, and nose, and foot
  16. #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Thanks for the suggestions! I nearly overlooked the feet due to my natural aversion to those disgusting body parts.
  17. #37
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Ghost

    that feel when you put your lips against a soaker hose and suck. IT's just like drinking from a waterfall

    PUT UR LIPS 2 THA HOES AND SUCKKKK
  18. #38
    Ghost Black Hole
    One time when I was homeless and on meth I was very thirsty looking for water. I saw a tap with a hose on someones house so I cranked that bitch and started sucking.

    an old man came out with his arms crossed and looked me in the eyes. He just nodded his head and went back inside. A real nigga knows whats up I bet he drank from the hose too, we were like animals in that moment and understood each other.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Dick is unerasable, unfortuntately. The crusty cum stains will always be there, no matter how much time passes. We just can't see it with the naked eye (I don't care if science disagrees, science nowadays even claims we are all Africans). Virgins aren't hoes, but under-aged girls could be. I was talking to this girl and she told me she was 14 when she lost her virginity in a one-night stand. I've also heard stories of 14 year olds having gang-bangs in school bathrooms. In South America, it's even worse and they start even younger, around age 9 / 10. It's despicable to say the least. This world is too degenerate, it should be nuked.

    youre delusional. sex is a basic requirement for an organism to reproduce and procreate

    its the catholic religion that has turned sex into a 'sin' and everything related to it being naughty. fucking degenerate religious fanatics
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost One time when I was homeless and on meth I was very thirsty looking for water. I saw a tap with a hose on someones house so I cranked that bitch and started sucking.

    an old man came out with his arms crossed and looked me in the eyes. He just nodded his head and went back inside. A real nigga knows whats up I bet he drank from the hose too, we were like animals in that moment and understood each other.

    where i work the owner of the property required a lock on the outdoor faucet because the homeless people were doing their laundry and taking showers behind the building

    the toilet has been running non-stop for at least 18 months without being fixed.

    i took the lock off and told them to shower and do their laundry as much as they want
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