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Did you drink from the hose? 🚰💦

  1. 2024-02-28 at 6:53 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Kids these days don't drink from the hose. It's the reason everyone is a woke liberal that believes in gun regulations is because they didn't drink from the hose.

    If you didn't drink from the hose you are a loser and a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING/cabbage girl
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    Did you drink from the hose? Be honest
  2. 2024-02-28 at 7:02 AM UTC
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Nah she never offered me a drink 😢
  3. 2024-02-28 at 7:14 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    You TAKE a drink
  4. 2024-02-28 at 7:16 AM UTC
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I've drank out of a hose in the last year lol
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  5. 2024-02-28 at 7:17 AM UTC
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    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
    I take the hose out of a gowillas hand
  6. 2024-02-28 at 7:31 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I've drank out of a hose in the last year lol

    It only counts when you are a kid, it builds character. You can't just suck a hose as an adult and expect to be normal like losing your virginity at an old age it's just not the same

    It's like going hunting or getting confirmed in your church it's things every Christian male must experience if they want to be a man at least that's how I was raised

    I ate my carrots straight from the dirt and washed it down with a glug from the hose
  7. 2024-02-28 at 7:41 AM UTC
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Only problem drinking from a hose is sometimes the water is so cold it hurts your teeth, like ice cream.
  8. 2024-02-28 at 7:49 AM UTC
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost It only counts when you are a kid, it builds character. You can't just suck a hose as an adult and expect to be normal like losing your virginity at an old age it's just not the same

    It's like going hunting or getting confirmed in your church it's things every Christian male must experience if they want to be a man at least that's how I was raised

    I ate my carrots straight from the dirt and washed it down with a glug from the hose

    I did it as a kid too. And gatekeeping manhood is dumb, even if only symbolically

  9. 2024-02-28 at 7:52 AM UTC
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Also losing my virginity was dumb. I drank 6 shitty beers then went and did it, didn't know wtf I was doing, ended up getting irritated at something unrelated because of the alcohol and then felt like it was the most underwhelming most played up shit ever
  10. 2024-02-28 at 7:58 AM UTC
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I got a garden hose installed in every room of my house so I can drink from it everywhere and be like 'IN MY DAY WE DRANK FRUM DA HOES, OK SONNY?'

    so far it's going great
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  11. 2024-02-28 at 8 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I did it as a kid too. And gatekeeping manhood is dumb, even if only symbolically

    Sounds to me like you only took BITCH sips from the hose instead of big boy gulps
  12. 2024-02-28 at 10:05 AM UTC
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Cool kids drink from the pool.
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  13. 2024-02-28 at 11:02 AM UTC
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost It only counts when you are a kid, it builds character. You can't just suck a hose as an adult and expect to be normal like losing your virginity at an old age it's just not the same

    You don't suck on the actual hose faggot, you aim the water stream into your mouth and lap it up like an animal
  14. 2024-02-28 at 11:11 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Solstice You don't suck on the actual hose faggot, you aim the water stream into your mouth and lap it up like an animal

    go on
  15. 2024-02-28 at 11:28 AM UTC
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Ghost Kids these days don't drink from the hose. It's the reason everyone is a woke liberal that believes in gun regulations is because they didn't drink from the hose.

    If you didn't drink from the hose you are a loser and a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING/cabbage girl
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    Did you drink from the hose? Be honest

    Yes. I actually prefer the taste of a little bit of copper in my water anyways.
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  16. 2024-02-28 at 1:11 PM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Only problem drinking from a hose is sometimes the water is so cold it hurts your teeth, like ice cream.

    Not in Florida...it's the opposite. You have to wait for the water to cool
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  17. 2024-02-28 at 1:11 PM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yes. I actually prefer the taste of a little bit of copper in my water anyways.

    That makes no sense
  18. 2024-02-28 at 1:17 PM UTC
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    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock That makes no sense

    it does based on the type hose you drink exclusively from.
  19. 2024-02-28 at 1:30 PM UTC
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yes. I actually prefer the taste of a little bit of copper in my water anyways.

    Have you ever seen those genuine copper drinking vessels they sell online? Supposed to give you just the right amount of trace copper in your water while keeping it super cold.
  20. 2024-02-28 at 1:49 PM UTC
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    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Have you ever seen those genuine copper drinking vessels they sell online? Supposed to give you just the right amount of trace copper in your water while keeping it super cold.

    he meant cum.
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