Did you lock the back door?

1. 2024-02-26 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   imagine using your bcakdoor just to feel fancier and ignoring your front door, I seen people do that especially hoarders
2. 2024-02-26 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas I don't want an old man gimp

   
   Make him wear a pink tutu and a wig with a bow in it
3. 2024-02-26 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #23
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina tell me by showing me.

   
   I'd enjoy that
   
   Now grab your ankles...school isn't the only thing that's going to be in
4. 2024-02-26 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #24
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Instructions weren't clear
   
   Got raped by Jim Morrison
5. 2024-02-26 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   This is why I always travel with a frying pan in the back of my pants.
6. 2024-02-26 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This is why I always travel with a frying pan in the back of my pants.

   
   watch out for those armor piercing penises...a frying pan is no match and prostates everywhere cower in abject terror
7. 2024-02-26 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #27
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This is why I always travel with a frying pan in the back of my pants.

   
   with its handle up your ass ?
8. 2024-02-26 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #28
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock I'd enjoy that
   
   Now grab your ankles…school isn't the only thing that's going to be in

   
   thats more like a little tuition class
9. 2024-02-27 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thats more like a little tuition class

   
   you dont need to haggle on price, you dirty little whore
   
   ill pay you the same as i pay your mother...1 whole rupee
10. 2024-02-27 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #30
    

    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    my roommate left it open the one day. i can see it from my porch door in my room. now i always check it randomly.
11. 2024-02-27 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #31
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina with its handle up your ass ?

    
    Don't be rude, kid.
12. 2024-02-27 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Painters painted the halls and doors of the apartment I live at but the paint they used on the doors was very thick and now the fire escape doors are painted shut with an inch of paint completely blocking the mechanism from being pushed open
    
    I gave it a few really hard kicks and nearly destroyed the hinges. I would report it as a fire hazard but I'm confident I can kick the door off completely in an emergency
13. 2024-02-27 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Painters painted the halls and doors of the apartment I live at but the paint they used on the doors was very thick and now the fire escape doors are painted shut with an inch of paint completely blocking the mechanism from being pushed open
    
    I gave it a few really hard kicks and nearly destroyed the hinges. I would report it as a fire hazard but I'm confident I can kick the door off completely in an emergency

    
    in fires the heat 'shrinks' wood and metal...especially the commercial metal...doors and jambs, making them harder to open if theyre already tight.
    
    dont ask how i know.
    
    and i think i posted pics on the original totse
14. 2024-02-27 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I've been having visions of the only hallway being consumed by flames and being unable to get the door open, But I have windows so i'm not too worried
15. 2024-02-27 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #35
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I've been having visions of the only hallway being consumed by flames and being unable to get the door open, But I have windows so i'm not too worried

    
    go the opposite direction of the fire...problem solved
    
    modern homes are built so shitty you dont even need a door. just kick through the dry-wall
16. 2024-02-27 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm at the top floor of a brick apt building but it's not that high up, if you jumped and missed the fire escape I think at worst you would only get a minor break/sprain
    
    
17. 2024-02-27 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #37
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock you dont need to haggle on price, you dirty little whore
    
    ill pay you the same as i pay your mother…1 whole rupee

    
    payment commensurate with space occupied
18. 2024-02-27 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #38
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't be rude, kid.

    
    ok, let me try this in medical terms.
    
    with the pan handle embeded inside your lower disgestive tract ?
19. 2024-02-27 at 5:36 AM UTC

    #39
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ok, let me try this in medical terms.
    
    with the pan handle embeded inside your lower disgestive tract ?

    
    That's better.
20. 2024-02-27 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina payment commensurate with space occupied

    
    Your hanger-sized distended orifices are not entirely my fault