Non-surgical elf ears

1. 2024-02-23 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #41
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock its a tactical dildo
   
   my goal is to use it to beat someone severely enough with it, forcing the police and court to have to write reports using the term 'tactical dildo' as well as the stigma that will be proudly carried by the individual or individuals on which it is used

   
   Ok, that's actually pretty funny.
2. 2024-02-23 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Ok, that's actually pretty funny.

   
   a cop found it in my truck one time and didnt even say anything about it. very disappointed.
3. 2024-02-23 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #43
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock a cop found it in my truck one time and didnt even say anything about it. very disappointed.

   
   The trauma of having been assaulted by a tactical dildo prevented him from mentioning it. Consider it a success story.
4. 2024-02-23 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   
   
   
   
   
   
   another view of it
5. 2024-02-23 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers The trauma of having been assaulted by a tactical dildo prevented him from mentioning it. Consider it a success story.

   
   
   
   
   he just saw it in my truck...he didnt actually touch it, much less say anything about it
6. 2024-02-23 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   another other view
7. 2024-02-23 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #47
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock he just saw it in my truck…he didnt actually touch it, much less say anything about it

   
   The trauma was real.
8. 2024-02-23 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers The trauma was real.

   
   good. no one likes cops
9. 2024-02-23 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #49
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Can you really even call it tactical if it doesn't have a lazer pointer mounted on it though?
10. 2024-02-23 at 4:17 AM UTC

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Like one of those ones for a 203 with the lines based on your distance from the target? Then you could more precisely aim your load
11. 2024-02-23 at 4:21 AM UTC

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    If u get 3 hits in a row u can call in an air strike
12. 2024-02-23 at 4:24 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    the airstrike drops a 500kg rubber dick
13. 2024-02-23 at 11:34 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Can you really even call it tactical if it doesn't have a lazer pointer mounted on it though?

    
    There's not really any established criteria for something being defined as 'tactical'...simply adding the word before another word is widely accepted as the norm
14. 2024-02-23 at 11:34 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas the airstrike drops a 500kg rubber dick

    
    That would be a raper drone
15. 2024-02-23 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka Their results photos don't look great. I'm on the fence about it because my face is pretty strong so it might be too much.
    
    https://www.drvclinic.co.uk/non-surgical/elf-ears-asian-facial/

    
    I'm going to give you all the facial surgery you could ever want once I kidnap you in the night and take a scalpel to you on acid.