Non-surgical elf ears

1. 2024-02-22 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #21
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock all that response yet you didnt deny my statement

   
   I really think you're just projecting your own fantasies onto others, but alright.
2. 2024-02-22 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers WRONG.

   
   yes. yes, you are
3. 2024-02-22 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #23
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I genuinely believe you, because I’ve done my research. Nobody else believes me when I say it (because guys are weird).

   
   certified penis researcher over here
4. 2024-02-22 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I really think you're just projecting your own fantasies onto others, but alright.

   
   i very much enjoy projecting my fantasies all over others.
5. 2024-02-22 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #25
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ner vegas certified penis researcher over here

   
   Yes, I am! On the forum I'm a moderator of, they refer to me as a "cockologist." They often ask me what a guy's size is based on an image or a video. Or they ask me how they can increase in size, but I have no knowledge of enlargement because I'm not interested in it myself, so I haven't done much research except for reading people's anecdotal experiences with it. Then I often tag a so-called "cockologist disciple," which is a person that I've been sharing my knowledge with. That particular person does, in fact, have experience with enlargement and is actively doing it himself.
6. 2024-02-22 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Yes, I am! On the forum I'm a moderator of, they refer to me as a "cockologist." They often ask me what a guy's size is based on an image or a video. Or they ask me how they can increase in size, but I have no knowledge of enlargement because I'm not interested in it myself, so I haven't done much research except for reading people's anecdotal experiences with it. Then I often tag a so-called "cockologist disciple," which is a person that I've been sharing my knowledge with. That particular person does, in fact, have experience with enlargement and is actively doing it himself.

   
   go check out my tactical dildo selfie and tell me how big my cock is
7. 2024-02-22 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #27
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   It’s extremely small ..small diq spammer
8. 2024-02-22 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #28
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Those don't look pointy at all they just look swollen
9. 2024-02-22 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   You should inject grape seed oil or whatever that shit those bodybuilders inject into their muscles to make them artificially permanently swollen though, just for shit and giggles/science
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas
10. 2024-02-22 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #30
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Actually that just made me think that it might be good to just surgically remove my ears. I mean what good are they really doing? If they do anything at all besides pose a snagging risk, they probably only create a permanent reverb sound similar to holding a seashell against your head only it's always been there so we all just got used to it. But once you get the other flesh shell removed it might be like actually hearing clearly for the very first time.
11. 2024-02-23 at 12:03 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Kafka https://www.drvclinic.co.uk/non-surgical/scrotox/

    
    
12. 2024-02-23 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by CandyRein It’s extremely small ..small diq spammer

    
    You're right. His posts scream "SDE!"
13. 2024-02-23 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock go check out my tactical dildo selfie and tell me how big my cock is

    
    Send pic, infinitycock!
14. 2024-02-23 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Send pic, infinitycock!

    
    it was my avatar...i posted it 50 million times
15. 2024-02-23 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Send pic, infinitycock!

    
    theres the crotch part
    
    
16. 2024-02-23 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock theres the crotch part
    
    

    
    So you use cock sleeves?
17. 2024-02-23 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The only reason I even know that stuff exists in the first place is because guys online wear saying how they use one and I was like.. "WTF?"
18. 2024-02-23 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #38
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers So you use cock sleeves?

    
    its a tactical dildo
    
    my goal is to use it to beat someone severely enough with it, forcing the police and court to have to write reports using the term 'tactical dildo' as well as the stigma that will be proudly carried by the individual or individuals on which it is used
19. 2024-02-23 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers The only reason I even know that stuff exists in the first place is because guys online wear saying how they use one and I was like.. "WTF?"

    
    right.
    
    thats youre story and youre sticky to it
20. 2024-02-23 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #40
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock right.
    
    thats youre story and youre sticky to it

    
    LOL.