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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I can't get off without listening to these but will get sick of them soon.





  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
  3. #3
    TMI
  4. #4
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TMI

    too much raw data for your aging nerves

    eh
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina too much raw data for your aging nerves

    eh

    That didn't scare me.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina too much raw data for your aging nerves

    eh

    I'm going to give it to you raw. No lube, either
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    There is an Ashanti proverb we have back in Kansas which is "it is because of the beauty, that is why a woman holds her breast when she runs , not because the breast is going to fall"

  8. #8
    All the women I see running just let them flop up and down.
  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the women I see running just let them flop up and down.

    Thanks for getting me hard, bro!
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by A College Professor There is an Ashanti proverb we have back in Kansas which is "it is because of the beauty, that is why a woman holds her breast when she runs , not because the breast is going to fall"


    No it's for support. I support mine with my arm when I walk about after waking up or run down the stairs, when I don't have a bra on.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka No it's for support. I support mine with my arm when I walk about after waking up or run down the stairs, when I don't have a bra on.

    you dont even know what a woman is
  12. #12
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
  13. #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    KMFDM reminds me of school shootings because it's the band that (one of) the Columbine shooter(s) loved.
  14. #14
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers KMFDM reminds me of school shootings because it's the band that (one of) the Columbine shooter(s) loved.

    That's what I think about when I fap.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka That's what I think about when I fap.

    HAHAHA.
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I didn't expect that. Either my humor is messed up, or I found it funny because I didn't expect it.

    Or both.
  17. #17
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor There is an Ashanti proverb we have back in Kansas which is "it is because of the beauty, that is why a woman holds her breast when she runs , not because the breast is going to fall"

    nein.

    its to prevent their milk from turning into cheese,
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina nein.

    its to prevent their milk from turning into cheese,

    It's also how we got milk shakes.
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's also how we got milk shakes.

    Chocolate milk comes from nigger cows from africa
  20. #20
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's also how we got milk shakes.

    milkshakes come from the bulls.
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