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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    I just feel like ….maturity… true maturity…is realizing strawberry jam is better than grape


    When you’ve reached that point in your pallet …

    You are there ..

    If you never eat grape jam again after eating strawberry…

    *bites hash brown*

    You are a Legend
    👑
  2. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    everywhere the light goes, it discovers that blackness have always already been there.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thou poster above hast the breath of a bowel…
  4. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    whao.

    classical african language.
  5. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    thus spaketh the hoe
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I have a King ..and I’m his Queen..

    Thou mama… art the hoe…
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    *haxxor alt detected*
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭

    Damn im literally hilarious
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    It's ellaria sands of time fuys is she the who are you men was the failure of trolling NIS'sers too much and they/them had to slide back to trolling DH'ers which is like shooting dead fish in a bucket
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thou mama art the hoe 😭😭😭
  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    *fap*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse *fap*

    *squints eyes*

    close enough
  13. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein o father, o father of mine where art thee.

    fo ah knowst not of thine 😭😭😭

    shheeiitttt
  14. Originally posted by RIPtotse *fap*

    Horse pussy is frowned upon here.
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im quitting coffee again after going up to 12 kurrigs a day. it just wasnt hitting the same anymore and i just kinda feel airhead and sleepy from all the coffee overload i think ( if i was soyeeboyee i woulnt think i would tink but i digressed ) .

    i stopped 2 hrs ago i have a headace this is probably what it feels like to go off heroin this is the hARDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE

    i deveoloped a coping mechanism though i just jack off whenever i want a coffee
  16. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Horse pussy is frowned upon here.

    mardie braun and 7 little dwarves
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just reminded me of a romantic story …something a real man ..my man said to me …

    Originally posted by CandyRein Here it is lol..


    Tonight I was picking with butt… and he said the wildest …wittiest ..sweetest.. sexiest thing I’ve ever heard in my whole life…,

    Imma roll up and try to convey it as poetically as he 💖





    Okay…

    *tokez*

    So I was picking with butt we were watching 47 meters down..he never saw it and I wanted him to see the surprise twist in it..

    But he kept talking through it and missing the good parts


    So I jokingly said..*tokez*

    You don’t love me …

    And he said

    *giggles*

    “Yeah..and I don’t love a medium rare steak brown on the outside pink on the inside…”


    💖
    *faints*
    💖


    😜
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor im quitting coffee again after going up to 12 kurrigs a day. it just wasnt hitting the same anymore and i just kinda feel airhead and sleepy from all the coffee overload i think ( if i was soyeeboyee i woulnt think i would tink but i digressed ) .

    i stopped 2 hrs ago i have a headace this is probably what it feels like to go off heroin this is the hARDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE

    i deveoloped a coping mechanism though i just jack off whenever i want a coffee

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Sleepy but also motivated by revenge, which drive will win...
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I started smoking a different brand of cigarettes today and just realised I'm still sleepy? My usual brand keeps me awake all night.
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