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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Do you all remember DR LEXUS from Idiocrasy?

    Well my wife got shitcanned from her job a few weeks ago after 25 years at the same company.
    Today she was trying to get some unemployment health care shit done and it went well and so she asked the woman who was helping her her name.
    Her name was Acquaneta like in Acquanet hair spray.

    I don't know if this is funny or sad but it is what it is.
    ps Aquanetta is a real name I looked it up but Acquaneta is hair spray.
    Can you imagine being named after a consumer product?
    How materialistic do you parents have to be?
    I know a guy who told me that he floated a baby name for his girl DANA because he used a DANA transmission in the drag car he built and he liked it allot.
    The kid is now named Danna.
    Fucktards
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    When I lived in Cleveland I shit you not there was a local girled named Bunquita. Like cinnamon bun. What the fuck. She was huge too.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Do you all remember DR LEXUS from Idiocrasy?

    Well my wife got shitcanned from her job a few weeks ago after 25 years at the same company.
    Today she was trying to get some unemployment health care shit done and it went well and so she asked the woman who was helping her her name.
    Her name was Acquaneta like in Acquanet hair spray.

    I don't know if this is funny or sad but it is what it is.
    ps Aquanetta is a real name I looked it up but Acquaneta is hair spray.
    Can you imagine being named after a consumer product?
    How materialistic do you parents have to be?
    I know a guy who told me that he floated a baby name for his girl DANA because he used a DANA transmission in the drag car he built and he liked it allot.
    The kid is now named Danna.
    Fucktards

    my ex named her kids after two fictional characters on 'fast as furryless'
  4. #4
    How old is my you're girlfriend in dog years
  5. #5
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Ive done notaries for women named courvoissier and Le Porsche, Champage. LA-A (ladasha) and a bunch of other weird shit.
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked LA-A (ladasha)

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Do you all remember DR LEXUS from Idiocrasy?

    Well my wife got shitcanned from her job a few weeks ago after 25 years at the same company.
    Today she was trying to get some unemployment health care shit done and it went well and so she asked the woman who was helping her her name.
    Her name was Acquaneta like in Acquanet hair spray.

    I don't know if this is funny or sad but it is what it is.
    ps Aquanetta is a real name I looked it up but Acquaneta is hair spray.
    Can you imagine being named after a consumer product?
    How materialistic do you parents have to be?
    I know a guy who told me that he floated a baby name for his girl DANA because he used a DANA transmission in the drag car he built and he liked it allot.
    The kid is now named Danna.
    Fucktards

    Fire

    Just because your having an existential crisis doesn't mean the rest of us aren't having fun out here.

    Also it turns out guys if I don't do drugs I'm rich.


    WHO KNEW THAT ONE SIMPLE HACK COULD CHANGE MY LIFE
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    Ghost Black Hole
    GIVE LEXAPRO TO CHILDREN
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