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Today i ate breakfast at a motel, used food stamps to buy groceries, and snagged someone's Uber Eats order, from a restaurant, for dinner...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folx, eating for free makes me feel like a winner.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Warcry Certified lover boy
    You’re fuxjed up for the Uber eats theft. Also how do you not get caught at hotels don’t they have watchers there or people who know whose there and who isn’t?
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry You’re fuxjed up for the Uber eats theft. Also how do you not get caught at hotels don’t they have watchers there or people who know whose there and who isn’t?

    I'm slicker than a greased booger on a glass doorknob, Scron.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    you ate an entire motel?!@
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    Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm slicker than a greased booger on a glass doorknob, Scron.

    so are you confident or cocky when you do it? Like do you just wlak in and own the palce and go right in the cafateria without caring if they see you just wlaked out the door a second ago and shit?
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    AN ENTIRE MOTEL
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    Ghost Black Hole
    right on 🍕 lou ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🍰🍔🍕
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    Ghost Black Hole
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry You’re fuxjed up for the Uber eats theft. Also how do you not get caught at hotels don’t they have watchers there or people who know whose there and who isn’t?

    Hotels don't check if you're a guest when you're getting breakfast. You need confidence.
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Hotels don't check if you're a guest when you're getting breakfast. You need confidence.

    They can tell if someone walks in off the streets or they came from one of the rooms
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    Originally posted by Dirtbag Hotels don't check if you're a guest when you're getting breakfast. You need confidence.

    In some places they do. The reason is not all guests pay for breakfast. I've landed to breakfast before, hungover and craving some salty rashers and orange juice, and they were all like "breakfast wasn't in your ticket price, piss off".
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    walk in , sit down

    BUUUUUUUUUURP


    and then ask for a carafe of butter and syrup
  13. #13
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by infinityshock They can tell if someone walks in off the streets or they came from one of the rooms

    why not just go to an elevator and come back in a minute making it look like you went in dropped osmehting off and came back?
  14. #14
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    cant they get you arresyed if they catch you or chew you out at least in public? who wants that?
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    Originally posted by Warcry cant they get you arresyed if they catch you or chew you out at least in public? who wants that?

    I don't think the police are going to come rushing for Grand Theft Breakfast.
  16. #16
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    I wouldn’t be surprised tho in Poland they would cause Polish people are so petty like assault or violent crime is unnoticed I. Poland but petty little shit like Mariola a or theft gets notice for made a big deal in Poland. You agree?
  17. #17
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    I mean they for laws against hurting religious feelings or such stuff in Poland but people bash eaxh other heads at soccer games and nightclubs with impunity.
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry cant they get you arresyed if they catch you or chew you out at least in public? who wants that?

    no, you chew it at the store
  19. #19
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I've never walked out with a cart full of groceries like some people but I went a while just eating what I stole everyday. Unfortunately I didn't have food stamps at the time. I could have been stealing more of other things.
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