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1. 2024-02-09 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why would ah
   
   
   
   yes

   
   Yes
2. 2024-02-09 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny id like to c you try

   
   You will squirm and fight back with nails and teeth?
3. 2024-02-09 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #23
   Warcry African Astronaut
   i cant believe nothing ever works for me with teenagers. like something always has to fuck it up and they wont meet later or whatever and at most ill get to is kissing or is that second base?
4. 2024-02-09 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Warcry i cant believe nothing ever works for me with teenagers. like something always has to fuck it up and they wont meet later or whatever and at most ill get to is kissing or is that second base?

   
   "sex is just a game to me"
   
   yeah a game you always lose
5. 2024-02-09 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Warcry i cant believe nothing ever works for me with teenagers. like something always has to fuck it up and they wont meet later or whatever and at most ill get to is kissing or is that second base?

   
   You need to more closely associate your standards to your assets
   
   I'm thinking...a goat.
   
   An ugly one.
6. 2024-02-09 at 6:53 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock You need to more closely associate your standards to your assets
   
   I'm thinking…a goat.
   
   An ugly one.

   
   Or a donkey. Would have longer back legs.
7. 2024-02-09 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or a donkey. Would have longer back legs.

   
   One from the swamp...
8. 2024-02-09 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   In this case, it would have to be a baby donkey.
9. 2024-02-10 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You will squirm and fight back with nails and teeth?

   
   id look perplexed and ask what hes doing and where is he
10. 2024-02-10 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny id look perplexed and ask what hes doing and where is he

    
    You're saying you're... loose?
11. 2024-02-10 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're saying you're… loose?

    
    thats relative
12. 2024-02-10 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats relative

    
    I believe the units of measurement are 1-finger, 2-finger, 3-finger, four-finger...
13. 2024-02-10 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I believe the units of measurement are 1-finger, 2-finger, 3-finger, four-finger…

    
    for his southernmost orifice you need to up those measurements slightly...
    
    1 747...2 747s...fleet of 747s...fleet of 747s doing an aerobatic air show...
14. 2024-02-10 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock for his southernmost orifice you need to up those measurements slightly…
    
    1 747…2 747s…fleet of 747s…fleet of 747s doing an aerobatic air show…

    
    while yours is measured in megatons.
    
    the crater.
15. 2024-02-10 at 1:25 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Once you get to three beer bottles, your usefulness has pretty well run out.
16. 2024-02-10 at 1:37 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Once you get to three beer bottles, your usefulness has pretty well run out.

    
    thats high capacity drug mule, highly prized for their 2 gallon storage space.
17. 2024-02-10 at 1:43 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny while yours is measured in megatons.
    
    the crater.

    
    your asshole is going to be ground zero for a thermonuclear apocalypse
18. 2024-02-10 at 1:43 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Once you get to three beer bottles, your usefulness has pretty well run out.

    
    just one 32oz beer bottle...
19. 2024-02-10 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats high capacity drug mule, highly prized for their 2 gallon storage space.

    
    not as popular as they are at the gay bar