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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka You're not qualified to kill me. I'm surrounded by guardian angels. The universe won't let me die, like those voices Churchill heard to avoid bombs.

    You don't even know the difference between male and female
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I'm gods favorite you dumb bitch he doesn't even like you he told me that he just feels bad because he created you one night after Satan bet him he couldn't turn water to whiskey and drink it all and so he won that bet but overall lost the war because the result was you and he didn't want you to find out that's why he sent those angels to look after u

    There's no such thing as god
  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock There's no such thing as god

    Ok but the rest of the story is still true
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Ok but the rest of the story is still true

    none of it
  5. Originally posted by infinityshock There's no such thing as god

    yes there is and He taketh away thy foreskin
  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    No it's actually 100% true just pray and ask he will tell you I'm sure
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes there is and He taketh away thy foreskin

    false
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE No it's actually 100% true just pray and ask he will tell you I'm sure

    lies and falsehoods
  9. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    John God
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock You answered your own question…

    What if you had one black boob and one white boob?
  11. ner vegas African Astronaut
    like a holstein cow
  12. Then there was the Star Trek episode in the original series, where the world had been at war with itself for hundreds of years, with one warring faction being white on the left side and black on the right side, and the other faction being white on the right side and black on the left side.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield

    "In the episode, the Enterprise encounters two survivors of a war-torn planet, each half black and half white (though on opposite sides from each other), each committed to destroying the other."

    The Riddler from the original Batman, Frank Gorshin, plays the Commissioner.

  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What if you had one black boob and one white boob?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to go on lunch break ❤️
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Last hour..last rounds ❤️
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE just masturbated 17 times in a row PHEW what a day

    Did each time take longer?

    What was the average time per?
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did each time take longer?

    What was the average time per?

    shlomo parker is very interested to know more about your genitals and masturbation habits.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did each time take longer?

    What was the average time per?

    Stop being jealous...you two can get together and wax on and wax off the local petting zoo as a team
  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Riddler from the original Batman, Frank Gorshin, plays the Commissioner.


    Riddle me this
    it is widely know
    who opens your border
    but closes their own?
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did each time take longer?

    What was the average time per?

    what a faggot
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