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AT 46 YEARS OF AGE, THE GOOD NEWS IS, MOST LIKELY, MY LIFE IS AT LEAST HALWAY OVER...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    FOLKS, IM LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING DEAD. AND I DON'T WANT THE OPTION OF A DO-OVER.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Ghost Black Hole
    my dad was born in 1969 and I think he is going to die sooon

    I thought he was just on a booze bender for christmas/new years he sounded shit face drunk every time I called him and I said YOU DRUNK FUCK.
    he said he's not drunk, the reason he always slurs his words now is because he had a stroke

    it makes my girlfriend cry to hear him struggle to speak but I can understand him perfectly because i'm used to him being shit face drunk 24/7 so it doesn't really bother me much but it sucks that he had a stroke

    don't stroke out like my dad or you will talk like a retard too



    somehing tells me the real suffering hasn't even begun for us yet my friend
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    For most people here that's pretty optimistic. You're way past due for a stroke at least.
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    Originally posted by Ghost my dad was born in 1969 and I think he is going to die sooon

    I thought he was just on a booze bender for christmas/new years he sounded shit face drunk every time I called him and I said YOU DRUNK FUCK.
    he said he's not drunk, the reason he always slurs his words now is because he had a stroke

    it makes my girlfriend cry to hear him struggle to speak but I can understand him perfectly because i'm used to him being shit face drunk 24/7 so it doesn't really bother me much but it sucks that he had a stroke

    don't stroke out like my dad or you will talk like a retard too

    somehing tells me the real suffering hasn't even begun for us yet my friend

    It's the jab. Puts them into a brain fog and they have mini-strokes constantly.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 For most people here that's pretty optimistic. You're way past due for a stroke at least.

    NON-SEQUITIR
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    Originally posted by WellHung FOLKS, IM LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING DEAD. AND I DON'T WANT THE OPTION OF A DO-OVER.

    Sooo.. are you half alive or half dead? You can't be both.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's the jab. Puts them into a brain fog and they have mini-strokes constantly.

    nah my dad didn't get that shit, he only smokes weed he doens't believe in the government
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You're only 46? I thought you were way older based on your pictures. Maybe you should take a vitamin.
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    Originally posted by Obbe You're only 46? I thought you were way older based on your pictures. Maybe you should take a vitamin.

    fucking niggers took a toll on his body and face
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung FOLKS, IM LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING DEAD. AND I DON'T WANT THE OPTION OF A DO-OVER.

    This is kinda how I feel too.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    my butt hurts
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump This is kinda how I feel too.

    shouldnt had your cancer cured
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost my butt hurts

    use more lube
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    Ghost Black Hole
    it was the super spicy

    I think I fucked up my insides

    Originally posted by Ghost
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost it was the super spicy

    I think I fucked up my insides

    Amateurs.

    None of them could accommodate my testicle tsunami tribulation
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Onions up my urethra
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Lol, I hope if I have a stroke it kills me
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I hope they develop a really solid life extension technology and then when you get old and owe motel 6 a bunch of money they place a lien on your death and your life is forcibly extended while they force you to be a maid and clean up jizz stains for 20 years to pay it back and you are old and in pain the whole time until you finally pay it and then they terminate your life
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe You're only 46? I thought you were way older based on your pictures. Maybe you should take a vitamin.

    take the wellhung subway diet challenge



    he lost over 400 lbs and now all the DH whores are jealous


    folks?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Lol, I hope if I have a stroke it kills me

    I hope it leaves you paralyzed from the neck down so when you're being gang raped you can watch helplessly
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