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Taking up falconry

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Folks it's probably cheaper than falconry
  2. #2
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    am I retarded or are you
  3. #3
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ner vegas am I retarded or are you

    I'm taking up alchemy in calgary I just hope thier ain't no balconies cause you don't win medals for gallantry if you die in agony.
  4. #4
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Stop
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
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  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm taking up alchemy in calgary I just hope thier ain't no balconies cause you don't win medals for gallantry if you die in agony.

    if that's not from a madchild song they literally stole that entire bar from him lmao
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator Folks it's probably cheaper than falconry

    not as cheap as niggery
  8. #8
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I would rather train a monkey to shoot a gun.
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator Folks it's probably cheaper than falconry

    instead of taking up falconry try taking it up the pooper
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
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