My professor told the whole class my dick was soft

1. 2024-01-29 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #1
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Which isn't true by the way I'm gonna ask Taylor Swift if she wants to come over later and test the tensile strength of my penis for scientific purposes
2. 2024-01-29 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #2
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   im going to try to engage in an interaction with tay tay and just call her tay tay like its totally normal
3. 2024-01-29 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #3
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   i dont see any reason to give anyone any respect at all anymore since they dont respect me first, why should i? fuck em. im going to be rude and mean if i see fit
4. 2024-01-29 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #4
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   just gonna refer to all my professors and classmates as "bitch"
5. 2024-01-29 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #5
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   i told them my name was gary lmao
6. 2024-01-29 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If a professor claims it it's basically science.
7. 2024-01-29 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump If a professor claims it it's basically science.

   
   this is so fuckin false i dont even know what to say. youre being sarcastic though i know (or at least i HOPE) but generally dumb people do have a really fucked up, incorrect view on how smart people operate and know things
8. 2024-01-29 at 11:26 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   the prof sounds miserable and depressed though like hes so sad hes at risk for suicide or something. maybe i should ask if he wants to go to tea and talk about my dick
9. 2024-01-30 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Which isn't true by the way I'm gonna ask Taylor Swift if she wants to come over later and test the tensile strength of my penis for scientific purposes

   
   post pics of your flaccid phallus