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Poll: Dick or Dick and Balls?

Question For The Guyz...

  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Do you guys pull out your dick AND balls when taking a piss, or just your dick?
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    neither. i just piss into my sock
  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    I imagine we have a few pants-down-at-the-urinal types here
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas I imagine we have a few pants-down-at-the-urinal types here

    meh. i strip naked and hang my clothes on the wall hooks just in case i splash

    i have bad aim
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    i don't know i'll start keeping track now
  6. #6
    Warcry African Astronaut
  7. #7
    neither.

    because my penis is very short, i just unzip and pull my underwear down just enough for it to piss thru the zip like a sniper firing far behind the window.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    I do it so fast ⏩ I have peed twice but I spent more time washing my hands than actually peeing

    I don't know at this point if you told me a portal opens in my pants and my dick and or balls comes out another portal over my bowl I wouldn't be able to refute it idk what goes on. My brain goes into autopilot , I was thinking about robots
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny neither.

    because my penis is very short, i just unzip and pull my underwear down just enough for it to piss thru the zip like a sniper firing far behind the window.

    Pics or it didn't happen
  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock Pics or it didn't happen

    its more or less like malices
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its more or less like malices

    Pics or fake news
  12. #12
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i wasnt really sure and now that i think about it i manually pull it out every time so ill probably never know
  13. #13
    Originally posted by infinityshock Pics or fake news

    im sure you saved malices dick
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure you saved malices dick

    I'm sure you sucked it
  15. #15
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm sure you sucked it

    jealous ?
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jealous ?

    Nauseous
  17. #17
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It would really feel quite unnatural to pull my dick out my underwear line and leave my balls in my drawers. I feel like my balls would pull my penis downwards and I'd end up pissing myself.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by infinityshock Nauseous

    do you keep thinking of things that make you nauseous ?
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