What are you doing at the moment

1. 2024-01-28 at 10:46 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   just masturbated 2 more tinmes
2. 2024-01-29 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by Ghost if by muskoka he means the moskoka region of canada then shout out i'm right down the street
   
   

   
   he has an excavation co there and goes west to bc every winter to film and ride, his u 2b vids have bought him 2 or 3 new sleds every winter
3. 2024-01-29 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #47223
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   thats a lot of new sleds he must be really excited
4. 2024-01-29 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE serious question if i save up all my sperm for like 2 entire days so that i have enough to mix it with concrete to make a standard sized brick, then hermetically sealed the brick and put it in a deep freezer will my sperm be preserved like a few hundred years down the line so they can be used in the future to fertilize an egg and then my kids can live in the future?

   
   Yes, but your children will be blockheads.
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   • EduCaTional CATastropHE
5. 2024-01-29 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE serious question if i save up all my sperm for like 2 entire days so that i have enough to mix it with concrete to make a standard sized brick, then hermetically sealed the brick and put it in a deep freezer will my sperm be preserved like a few hundred years down the line so they can be used in the future to fertilize an egg and then my kids can live in the future?

   
   cryogenic suspension doesn't currently work because the water in your cells crystallises when frozen, shredding the cell walls
6. 2024-01-29 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #47226
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   so just cum in the cement and do away with the freezer part then i guess
7. 2024-01-29 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   cumcrete
8. 2024-01-29 at 1:05 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Gives "dumb as a brick" a whole new meaning.
9. 2024-01-29 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE thats a lot of new sleds he must be really excited

   
   its for the science, he buys Polaris and skidoo top o the line and you can see what sled is best in what conditions. I know he saved me 15 grand in the future cuz now i never have to buy a LYNX
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   • CandyRein
10. 2024-01-29 at 5:08 AM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Watching Rick and Morty drinking hott cocoa ❤️
11. 2024-01-29 at 6:10 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it works with the same intended effect.

    
    no. its further proof that youre the member of an inferior species that would be living in some sort of hut or match-stick shack if it werent for white man magic
12. 2024-01-29 at 6:11 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE just masturbated 17 times in a row PHEW what a day

    
    pics or it didnt happen
13. 2024-01-29 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE serious question if i save up all my sperm for like 2 entire days so that i have enough to mix it with concrete to make a standard sized brick, then hermetically sealed the brick and put it in a deep freezer will my sperm be preserved like a few hundred years down the line so they can be used in the future to fertilize an egg and then my kids can live in the future?

    
    or you could just shove it up some chicks twat and get her pregnant with your own football team
14. 2024-01-29 at 7:44 AM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m getting the sleepy giggles..one more funny reel or image and I’m a goner…
    
    It’ll be something fierce….
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15. 2024-01-29 at 12:52 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock no. its further proof that youre the member of an inferior species that would be living in some sort of hut or match-stick shack if it werent for white man magic

    
    and now we are usimg white mens magic against white men.
    
    wait, what white mens magic ?
    
    like catapult and goat skinz ?
16. 2024-01-29 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Consecufap
17. 2024-01-29 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and now we are usimg white mens magic against white men.
    
    wait, what white mens magic ?
    
    like catapult and goat skinz ?

    
    Abracadabra, mother fickers
18. 2024-01-29 at 2:40 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock Abracadabra, mother fickers

    
    white men didnt even have sensible numbers.
19. 2024-01-29 at 2:45 PM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut
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    • vindicktive vinny
20. 2024-01-29 at 2:56 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    proof undeniable that the people who make laws make laws so that you cant do what they enjoy doing and would like to maintain the monopoly of the freedom and novelty to do what they enjoy doing.