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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I disagree.

    with whom
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    remember when for like 2 years Bill Krozby would just talk constantly about being a gangstalking victim and how everyone was obsessed with him and the whole time i was like "bro this guys twacked wtf lmao" and then now you all come out the woodwork to give kafka shit like nObOdYs ObSeSsEd WiTh U

    like oh really lol that was Bill Krozbys idea in the first place

    morons

    you cant be me. cope harder
  3. maddie Tuskegee Airman
  4. ner vegas African Astronaut
    I once saw a video of an african 'doctor' in a white suit who managed to remove an eye from a not dead body with one quick movement of a 6" spike
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its raining on my snow again today
  6. Kafka sweaty
    The hypnosis site gave me a coupon for a free session because their app was down. Idk which one to pick.
  7. Kafka sweaty
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Went with against all odds.

  9. Kafka sweaty
    Idk what I was expecting from it but it recalled the true story of someone whom overcame their paralysis through willpower, so now I want to overcome my chronic fatigue.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    This is where I was supposed to be tonight I'm so glad I didn't go.

  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT its raining on my snow again today

    Went to the beach today. It was kind of cold at only 81 degrees but I had to eat my lunch somewhere. And the damned chicks in bikinis kept getting in the way of my view of the waves. And the goddam sand in my boots...ffs. Now I have to clean them.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka This is where I was supposed to be tonight I'm so glad I didn't go.


    You should have gone. Those fags would have let you blow them till your epiglottis went supernova.
  13. Originally posted by Kafka This is where I was supposed to be tonight I'm so glad I didn't go.


    That looks awesome.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well I didnt do much today but i did shovel off the snow from the semi trailer and rode my long track around the yard packing trails ,, oh and i also tracked in my driveway, it hasnt been plowed all winter so it had about 14" of wet snow sitting everywhere so I packed it down with one of my tacoma's so now when it freezes up tonight itl be rock solid and ready for more snow
  15. Originally posted by infinityshock Went to the beach today. It was kind of cold at only 81 degrees but I had to eat my lunch somewhere. And the damned chicks in bikinis kept getting in the way of my view of the waves. And the goddam sand in my boots…ffs. Now I have to clean them.

    men in the waves ?
  16. Kafka sweaty
  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka

    lol, lmao
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka This is how I'm distracting myself from painful emotions.


    lol classic candy those are the worst
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    i eat so much hot sauce that the stinging pain of the ferment heat pain just burns through my head and insides

    it doesn't even hurt anymore i think my body is adjusting
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 🫑🌶️🔥♨️🌶🥵👅🧨🚨🫑🌡️I ATE A SPICY SUPER 🫑🌶️🔥♨️🌶🥵👅🧨🚨🫑🌡️i never fucking learn lol

    i feel a sharp string on the back of my throat. I am gasping and panting like a doge, I feel a chill running down my spine, holdming my mouth closed makes it burn. THe chill is radiating to my sides and up my back and now crawling UP my spine into my shoulders and then BOOOM into my gut


    okay I think it's over
  20. Kafka sweaty
    My Priscilla Presley half-wig arrived and I think I might actually get used to it.

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