My favorite ethnicity to party with is mexicans. The tequila and modelo don't stop flowing, there is always live music, and you'll always be able to a get an 8th of blow from half of the people there. Plus, Latina chicks are HOT AS FUCK. 10/10
Black people: Where do I start. While I do LOVE malt liquor and you can also always count on a black guy having some blow on him at a party, I have shot crap with WAY too many black folk to ever want to do it again. Every time I've gone to a party with black folk, by the end of the night there is fighting either over a chick or over a dice game. Some black chicks are cute, most of them around here are ratchet though, so 4/10.
East Asian People: All of the chinese weed that I have smoked was pretty good, and I can always count on an asian guy at a party having psychs on him for sale. I wouldn't use psychs at most parties, but it's a great time to pick some up when in need. Besides that, Asian fellas really can't handle liquor that well, so I outpace them in my drinking every time. Also, a lot of Asian parents are pretty strict/traditional, so hanging out with an asian guy could be a liability if he is prone to snitching. (Parties I go to have age range of 16-25.) 6/10
Arab People: What can I say, many arabs I know don't drink, smoke, dance, or have sex. That's most of the party at my age. You can always rely on an arab guy to give you a ride home, though (not arab women, they don't know how to drive.) 2/10
Indian People: If you see an indian guy straight chiefing on hay at a party, ask him if he owns a smoke shop. If he does, you might be able to get discounts in his store for LIFE. Indian guys are chill as hell when they are fucked up too, no fighting or bullshit, just relaxed and sociable. Also Indian chicks can be hot. 7/10
White People: No, for the 4th time I do NOT want a white claw, WHERE IS THE HENNESSY?!? Also I am NOT interested in buying your "legit" xans, fuckwad. Besides white people's weak drink game (until they hit 30 and start drinking whiskey.) consisting of twisted teas, buzzballs, beat boxes and white claws, they bring a few good things to the table as well. For starters, you can always count on a white guy bringing some of his lady friends to the party as well, and I do like white chicks. on top of that, a lot of white guys I know make mixed drinks pretty well, even tho IME they prefer shots. Their final redeeming factor is that, as long as none of them are tweaking, white guys usually don't fight at parties.
jedis: Yes, I have partied with jedis. No I am not jedi. All the jedis I've partied with where... different, to say the least. The jedi that I party with most (one of my closest friends) drinks a little bit but doesn't smoke, he is cool at parties though. Also I get to ride in his Jaguar / Maserati / OG Ford Model-T, whichever he feels like driving. 9/10
