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I fuckin busted my lip

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    Warcry African Astronaut
    I did some drugs yesterday after not doing any for like a week or close to it and not having money in combination with enmergy dirnks and vodka and i ended up later like passing out or slightkly going unconscious as i tried to go piss in the bathroom like as i ewalked and i soprt of kneeled in front of the toilet or just like went iunconscious before i kneeled as i knew i was goingf out and hit my lip or face on the toilet seat.
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    nice, something similar happened to me once when i was on ghb and i was taking a piss and after finishing i was sort of nodding out just standing there for a sec and then fully nodded out and my knee broke the toilet seat off the hinges

    i just left it broken off for like 2 years then i finally went and bought a $7 replacement toilet seat from the home depot and replaced it then a couple months later they replaced my entire toilet anyways. so i guess my advice to you would be to evaluate your toilet and bathroom floor around it to see if it is going to need replacing any time soon and if not, just go drop the $7 and fix it. but if they DO need replacing then just complain to your landlord
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    youll be straight fam but just for future reference just avoid toilets when youre fucked up. its much easier and safer to just lie in the fetal position on your floor and just pull your pants down and let it flow. you can always just shampoo the carpet later or if its a hardwood floor even better just mop
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry I did some drugs yesterday after not doing any for like a week or close to it and not having money in combination with enmergy dirnks and vodka and i ended up later like passing out or slightkly going unconscious as i tried to go piss in the bathroom like as i ewalked and i soprt of kneeled in front of the toilet or just like went iunconscious before i kneeled as i knew i was goingf out and hit my lip or face on the toilet seat.

    ill stick my dick in your face and bust a nut on your lip
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    I did it a couple of years ago downing pints of vodka and taking multiple grams of phenibut daily..anyways went for a piss standing up and my body decides to just somersault cause my balance had gone and I smashed my face on the top of the toilet cistern, blood everywhere in the morning 👍
  6. #6
    nonce lips 👄
  7. #7
    Originally posted by infinityshock ill stick my dick in your face and bust a nut on your lip

    thats extra gay
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats extra gay

    its only gay if you ask for seconds after you lick your lips
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    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE nice, something similar happened to me once when i was on ghb and i was taking a piss and after finishing i was sort of nodding out just standing there for a sec and then fully nodded out and my knee broke the toilet seat off the hinges

    i just left it broken off for like 2 years then i finally went and bought a $7 replacement toilet seat from the home depot and replaced it then a couple months later they replaced my entire toilet anyways. so i guess my advice to you would be to evaluate your toilet and bathroom floor around it to see if it is going to need replacing any time soon and if not, just go drop the $7 and fix it. but if they DO need replacing then just complain to your landlord

    I just bought a replacement seat for the one i broke off the SOAP stuff eons ago
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just bought a replacement seat for the one i broke off the SOAP stuff eons ago

    10 LITERS LATER AND THE PLANET STILL NEEDS SAVING

    oh well we cant say we didnt try lol
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    but on the REAL, it seems like drug addiction causes more broken toilets than i had previously imagined. they should probably make it one of those warning signs that youre an alcoholic/drug addict. like do u often blackout when you drink? do u drink alone? has ur toilet seat been damaged in an alcohol or drug related incident?
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