What are you thinking about....

1. 2024-01-24 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #26081
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Akira has started peeing on the bathroom floor beside the toilet so I'm wondering if she can be trained to use it.

   
   just move the toilet over to the spot shes pissing on
2. 2024-01-24 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #26082
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein 😭
   
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   what happened to your hippocratic oath.
3. 2024-01-24 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #26083
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what happened to your hippocratic oath.

   
   That's only for hippos.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
4. 2024-01-24 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #26084
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's only for hippos.

   
   have you seen her knees ?
   
   its of the right size.
5. 2024-01-24 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #26085
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   I’d literally pull the plug on a pedo …
   
   Don’t ever be a patient of mine ..it’ll be the day you die
   
   Matter a fact ..with that oath I’m also a mandated reporter
   
   If I see you looking at a kid weird your azz is going…to ..jail
   
   😃
6. 2024-01-24 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #26086
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   
   ❤️😭
7. 2024-01-24 at 7:30 AM UTC

   #26087
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   
   ❤️
8. 2024-01-24 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #26088
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   “You have an unnatural allegiance to losers ..that’s not like you”
   
   😭❤️
9. 2024-01-24 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #26089
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   ❤️
10. 2024-01-24 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #26090
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    This interview was longer than The Titanic..but there was not one minute of It that was not awesome..
11. 2024-01-24 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #26091
    Kafka sweaty
    I've been listening to this learn fast hypnosis for chemistry, it involves picking a mentor and I'll have false memories of them throughout my life teaching me chemistry. On some level I'll know it isn't real but will still feel like it is. Then I realised I don't know a single famous chemist so I chose Walter White. I'm looking them up now: https://www.distillerytrail.com/blog/12-famous-female-chemists-in-history-infographic/
12. 2024-01-24 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #26092
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    This cereal so fuqn good
13. 2024-01-24 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #26093
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    https://www.the-sun.com/news/8621053/mayor-married-student-honeymoon-school-holidays/
14. 2024-01-24 at 8:58 AM UTC

    #26094
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    One moor bowl …for the dead homies
15. 2024-01-24 at 9:04 AM UTC

    #26095
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    The best thing about cocoa pebbles…is you get to drink the chocolate milk at the end …
    
    Cotttdamnnnn
16. 2024-01-24 at 9:32 AM UTC

    #26096
    Kafka sweaty
    These are so cringe:
    
    https://www.hercampus.com/wellness/flirty-valentines-day-texts-to-send-crush/
17. 2024-01-24 at 9:58 AM UTC

    #26097
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I AM INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!!!!
18. 2024-01-24 at 10:05 AM UTC

    #26098
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Kafka Akira has started peeing on the bathroom floor beside the toilet so I'm wondering if she can be trained to use it.

    
    put the liter box in the bathroom ya weird
19. 2024-01-24 at 10:31 AM UTC

    #26099
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood put the liter box in the bathroom ya weird

    
    I don't have one she usually pees outside. Yday she couldn't go out because of the storm though.
20. 2024-01-24 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #26100
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    stormy daniels