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Heartless shoplifters abandon 3-month-old baby at Walmart in bid to evade cops

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    https://nypost.com/2024/01/19/news/heartless-shoplifters-abandon-3-month-old-baby-at-walmart/
  2. #2
    how is it shoplifting. They traded
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  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    philadelphia...no description of the shoplifters other than male/female...

    niggers
  4. #4
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    thats actually a pretty good reason to have a kid, when it gets old enough if you get caught with drugs or explosives you can just tell the cops its your kids shit and have them take the wrap for it
  5. #5
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how is it shoplifting. They traded

    $8 store credit
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas $8 store credit

    a niglet doesnt count as legal tender. theyre a liability, not an asset
  7. #7
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock a niglet doesnt count as legal tender. theyre a liability, not an asset

    did that change like immediately after the civil war, or...?
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE did that change like immediately after the civil war, or…?

    theyre niggers. theyve always been a liability.

    nigger slavery was invented by arabs then promoted by jยญews and its a complete myth that slavery was financially profitable. there are multiple studies over centuries showing that slaves are less profitable than low-paid workers
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    https://www.khq.com/news/woman-caught-making-meth-inside-walmart-was-in-store-for-6-hours/article_1911813a-28d2-555c-a9ec-1e315219fa8c.html

    Responding officers say she claimed she was "too broke to buy the chemicals."

    "She didn't have the money to make the purchases of the chemicals that were needed so she was taking what was needed in the bottle," says Officer David Shelby.

    Shoppers inside the store had no idea someone was cooking meth at the store.
    "This is a family store," says Jessica Fuentes, who also had her 1-year-old son inside the store. "People need to start thinking. If she has family she needs to think about her family. If you are broke. It's just wrong."

    "When I saw her she had just finished mixing sulfuric acid with starter fluid in a bottle," says Officer Shelby.

    They immediately got her, and the ingredients, out of the store before any of the shoppers got hurt.

    No one was evacuated.

    "Something could have happened, something could have blown up in there," says shopper Jonathan Tary.

    "When firefighters were on the scene she made statements to them that is what she was doing, she was attempting to obtain these chemicals and was in the process of trying to manufacture meth. However, she said she was not very good at it," says Shelby.

    A responding officer didn't know the bottle was active. As he was discarding the bottle the chemicals burned through the bottle and through his gloves.

    He was treated for chemical burns on his hands and is okay.

    Police say they arrested Halfmoon just last month in a smurf sting. Smurfs are known among police as meth cooks or recruits who purchase pseudoephedrine to make meth. The medication is often found in cold and allergy medicines and is the main ingredient needed to make meth.

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    STEP 1. DO ALL REACTIONS IN THE OUTDOOR GARDEN CENTER ON A WINDY DAY!!!!! !
    PRETEND YOU ARE TRYING TO FIT A CACTUS INTO A CERTAIN SIZE POT. IF A STORE EMPLOYEE COMES BY TELL THEM YOU NEED A HIGH NITROGEN NPK FERTILIZER FOR YOUR TOMATO GARDEN AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THEY HAVE CHELATED IRON PLANT FOOD. THEY SHOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW
    STEP 2. SUDAFED FROM PHARMACY,. BATTERIES LITHIUM ION, GET A PIPE CUTTER FROM PIPE SECTION, USE THAT TO STRIP BATTERIES, IF CAUGHT SAY YOU BROUGHT THEM FROM HOME, POSSIBLY ACTUALLY BRING A RECIPT FROM ANOTHER STORE FOR BATTERIES AND SAY YOU WERE RETURNING THEM IDK
    AMMONIUM NITRATE/SULFATE IN GARDEN CENTER. RED DEVIL LYE IS WHERE THE POOL CHEMICALS ARE OR DRAIN CLEANER
    ACETONE AND ANY NON POLAR SOLVENT WILL BE VERY STINKY IF OPENED INDOORS!! PUT THEM IN YOUR BASKET AND OPEN THE LID STEALTH WHILE PETTING A FLOWER IN THE GARDEN CENTER AND ONLY TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED AND THEN DITCH THE JUG OF SOLVENT IT'S A HEAT SCORE AND COULD EXPLODE
    STEP 3. BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE!!!! THEY LOOK FOR TEENAGER STEALING SODA DON'T OPEN A SODA AND CHUG IT OR POUR IT IN THE STORE JUST BRING A WATERBOTTLE AND USE THAT. YOU NEED WATER FOR THE REACTION
    HOW TO CRUSH TE PILLS
    DROP THE BOX(S) OF PILLS ON THE GROUND LIKE WOOPS I DROPPED IT AND RUN IT OVER A FEW TIMES WITH A SHOPPING CART , NOW YOU HAVE GUPS (GROUND UP PILLS)
    DO EVERYTHING AWAY FROM CAMERAS! DO NOT BABYSIT THE REACTION HIDE IT IN THE GARDEN CENTER BEHIND SOME FLOWERS AND DO A FEW LAPS AROUND THE STORE TO BURP THE VESSEL
    WHEN GAS STOPS GENERATING & THE REACTION IS COMPLETE SIMPLY SCREW THE LID ON TITE AND CHUCK IT OVER THE FENCE OR ROLL IT UNDER THE FENCE OR JUST GRAB THE BOTTLE AND FUCKING RUN , TELL THEM IT'S JUST YOUR VITAMIN C SMART WATER AND THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO SEARCH AND CHEMICALLY TEST YOUR BOTTLE AND RUN LIKE HELL YOU ARE LITERALLY CARYYING 50% OF A COOKED METH BATCH
    BRING IT HOME AND WORK UP AS NORMALLY WITH ACID GASSING AND CRYSTALIZATION STEPS. POTENTIAL YIELD A FEW GRAMS FOR A FEW HOURS WORK FOR $0
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  10. #10
    Typical. Men.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how is it shoplifting. They traded

    but its a pest tho.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by infinityshock a niglet doesnt count as legal tender. theyre a liability, not an asset



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but its a pest tho.
  13. #13
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://www.khq.com/news/woman-caught-making-meth-inside-walmart-was-in-store-for-6-hours/article_1911813a-28d2-555c-a9ec-1e315219fa8c.html

    Responding officers say she claimed she was "too broke to buy the chemicals."

    "She didn't have the money to make the purchases of the chemicals that were needed so she was taking what was needed in the bottle," says Officer David Shelby.

    Shoppers inside the store had no idea someone was cooking meth at the store.


    ~~~~~~~~~~๐“—๐“ž๐“ฆ 2 ๐“’๐“ž๐“ž๐“š ๐“œ๐“”๐“ฃ๐“— ๐“˜๐“๐“ข๐“˜๐““๐“” ๐“ ๐“ฆ๐“๐“›๐“œ๐“๐“ก๐“ฃ๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿฅฝ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿงชโ™กโค๏ธโš—๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ’žโŒฌ๐Ÿ”†โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ( โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ )โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ~~~~~~~~~~
    STEP 1. DO ALL REACTIONS IN THE OUTDOOR GARDEN CENTER ON A WINDY DAY!!!!! !
    PRETEND YOU ARE TRYING TO FIT A CACTUS INTO A CERTAIN SIZE POT. IF A STORE EMPLOYEE COMES BY TELL THEM YOU NEED A HIGH NITROGEN NPK FERTILIZER FOR YOUR TOMATO GARDEN AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THEY HAVE CHELATED IRON PLANT FOOD. THEY SHOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW
    STEP 2. SUDAFED FROM PHARMACY,. BATTERIES LITHIUM ION, GET A PIPE CUTTER FROM PIPE SECTION, USE THAT TO STRIP BATTERIES, IF CAUGHT SAY YOU BROUGHT THEM FROM HOME, POSSIBLY ACTUALLY BRING A RECIPT FROM ANOTHER STORE FOR BATTERIES AND SAY YOU WERE RETURNING THEM IDK
    AMMONIUM NITRATE/SULFATE IN GARDEN CENTER. RED DEVIL LYE IS WHERE THE POOL CHEMICALS ARE OR DRAIN CLEANER
    ACETONE AND ANY NON POLAR SOLVENT WILL BE VERY STINKY IF OPENED INDOORS!! PUT THEM IN YOUR BASKET AND OPEN THE LID STEALTH WHILE PETTING A FLOWER IN THE GARDEN CENTER AND ONLY TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED AND THEN DITCH THE JUG OF SOLVENT IT'S A HEAT SCORE AND COULD EXPLODE
    STEP 3. BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE!!!! THEY LOOK FOR TEENAGER STEALING SODA DON'T OPEN A SODA AND CHUG IT OR POUR IT IN THE STORE JUST BRING A WATERBOTTLE AND USE THAT. YOU NEED WATER FOR THE REACTION
    HOW TO CRUSH TE PILLS
    DROP THE BOX(S) OF PILLS ON THE GROUND LIKE WOOPS I DROPPED IT AND RUN IT OVER A FEW TIMES WITH A SHOPPING CART , NOW YOU HAVE GUPS (GROUND UP PILLS)
    DO EVERYTHING AWAY FROM CAMERAS! DO NOT BABYSIT THE REACTION HIDE IT IN THE GARDEN CENTER BEHIND SOME FLOWERS AND DO A FEW LAPS AROUND THE STORE TO BURP THE VESSEL
    WHEN GAS STOPS GENERATING & THE REACTION IS COMPLETE SIMPLY SCREW THE LID ON TITE AND CHUCK IT OVER THE FENCE OR ROLL IT UNDER THE FENCE OR JUST GRAB THE BOTTLE AND FUCKING RUN , TELL THEM IT'S JUST YOUR VITAMIN C SMART WATER AND THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO SEARCH AND CHEMICALLY TEST YOUR BOTTLE AND RUN LIKE HELL YOU ARE LITERALLY CARYYING 50% OF A COOKED METH BATCH
    BRING IT HOME AND WORK UP AS NORMALLY WITH ACID GASSING AND CRYSTALIZATION STEPS. POTENTIAL YIELD A FEW GRAMS FOR A FEW HOURS WORK FOR $0

    ah but isnt the gassing the part that generates a bunch of noxious fumes? u could just use liquid hcl though i think to crash out the meth as long as you adjust the ph back after. i had a dream i did that once and used too much hcl without getting rid of the excess and it burnt really bad
  14. #14
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    not rly crash but u know what i mean
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    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE ah but isnt the gassing the part that generates a bunch of noxious fumes? u could just use liquid hcl though i think to crash out the meth as long as you adjust the ph back after. i had a dream i did that once and used too much hcl without getting rid of the excess and it burnt really bad

    i wouldn't bother doing that in the store at all. Just the birch/nazi/shake and bake ammonia part which I think is smellier than acetone
    my favorite quote about this method from a chemistry book written in the 1930s
    as I recalled, this had been produced by the celebrated German sugar chemist, Emil Fisher, sixty years ago. I recalled that Fisher advised (in German) that one should operate "im lustige wind" which translates to "in a strong wind". It is to be presumed that there were no good bench hoods in those days.

    thats why I suggest do it in a garden center "im lustige wind" if anyone freaks out just blame the dang dirty auto parts shop across the street for spilling their chemicals and stinking up the place


    also sometimes they have san pedros
    https://pomf2.lain.la/f/j7nuxn.pdf
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