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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EXISTING AS A HUMAN BEING?

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Xlite I would prefer being a wolf roaming around in nature hunting shit and fucking.
    A cat would be awesome aswell.
    Imagine being fed without having to work for it and have your belly rubbed and being able to lick yourself between the legs all day.

    Bobcats have it much tougher.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Xlite …being able to lick yourself between the legs all day.

    Aren't you able to do that right now?
  3. #23
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Aren't you able to do that right now?

    Perhaps if i pulled a Marilyn Manson and had a few ribs removed.
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    XLITE IS HOT
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    𓎹 𓐑 ␆There's a vomiting mimic on the brain chip in that ms painting I drew
    Aka they will have us seize up vomit and heat up till we die
    Please document this
    Because Elon musk is a devil commander not the devil and is in control of a fake chip that does nothing meanwhile the masses can be controlled through inductive charges from satellites ⛃ ⛀ ⚯ ㍟ ㍗
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  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  8. #28
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    it's okay. beats a lot of the obvious alternatives, anyway. it's not perfect. at any rate, i'm not great at it either. all things considered, i suspect there are far less pleasant-seeming things to be and ways of being. and probably some that are better. if god exists, and made us, he probably wants us to Be than he is (as any parent would). so as cool as humanity is, and as cool as being god might be, i think we're probably supposed to be better than god. and i cant even will matter into existence. yet. so. you know. it's okay. in the same way being a kid is okay.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆ 💀💀😄💀💀😄💀💀😄💀💀😄
    ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆
    🎛️😄🎛️😄🎛️😄🎛️😄ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai it's okay. beats a lot of the obvious alternatives, anyway. it's not perfect. at any rate, i'm not great at it either. all things considered, i suspect there are far less pleasant-seeming things to be and ways of being. and probably some that are better. if god exists, and made us, he probably wants us to Be than he is (as any parent would). so as cool as humanity is, and as cool as being god might be, i think we're probably supposed to be better than god. and i cant even will matter into existence. yet. so. you know. it's okay. in the same way being a kid is okay.

    THIS.
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆ 💀💀😄💀💀😄💀💀😄💀💀😄
    ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆
    🎛️😄🎛️😄🎛️😄🎛️😄ack ␆ ack ack ␆ ack ack ␆

    BILL ACKMAN?
  12. #32
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ACK ACK ACK

    Originally posted by WellHung BILL ACKMAN?

    whom?
  13. #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    HOW SHOULD WE EXIST? I NEED TO KNOW.
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung HOW SHOULD WE EXIST? I NEED TO KNOW.

    St Horny

    Hornily

    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    He never gets respect
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    (You flush it out, you flush it out) He never gets respect
    (You flush it out, you flush it out) "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    (You flush it out, you flush it out) He never gets respect

    Fornicate it all and no regrets
    I hit the lights on these dark sets
    I need a voice to let myself
    To let myself go free
    Fornicate it all and freaking no regrets
    I hit the lights on these dark sets
    Put down your noose, I'll hang myself
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck

    I feel my world shake
    Like an earthquake
    Hard to see clear
    Is it me? Is it fear?
    Madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you

    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    He never gets respect
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    (You flush it out, you flush it out) He never gets respect
    (You flush it out, you flush it out) "Saint Horny" 'round my neck
    (You flush it out, you flush it out) He never gets respect

    Fornicate it all and no regrets
    I hit the lights on these dark sets
    I need a voice to let myself
    To let myself go free
    Fornicate it all and freaking no regrets
    I hit the lights on these dark sets
    Put down your noose, I'll hang myself
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck

    I feel my world shake
    Like an earthquake
    Hard to see clear
    Is it me? Is it fear?
    Madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you

    And I want my desire to be healthy
    And I want my desire just for me
    And I need my desire not to control
    Yeah, and I want my desire to be me
    And I need to set my desire free
    And I need to set my desire free
    And I need to set my desire free
    And I need to set my desire free
    Set it free

    Fornicate it all and no regrets
    I hit the lights on these dark sets
    I need a voice to let myself
    To let myself go free
    Fornicate it all, freaking no regrets
    I hit the lights on these dark sets
    Put down your noose, I'll hang myself
    "Saint Horny" 'round my neck

    I feel my world shake
    Like an earthquake
    Hard to see clear
    Is it me? Is it fear?
    Madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you

    Madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
    I'm madly in desire with you
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung BILL ACKMAN?

    Ill blackman
  16. #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ACK ACK ACK
  17. #37
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    We're all going fucking senile.

  18. #38
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im a cumer
  19. #39
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood im a cumer

    ARE U PLEASANT?
  20. #40
    Cumer

    A straight-up cum addict.

    "This cumer can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!"
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