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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you ever get it right?



    Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_alcoholic_drinks




    Source: https://www.ted.com/talks/rod_phillips_a_brief_history_of_alcohol?language=en

    ah wuz talkin' about afrikkkans.
  2. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I think of it less than him ignoring me and more him busy eating crow.

    Probably live baby crows in a Wuhan market…



    how frequent again do you phantasize about me and thr exotic things that i consume.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I want to sleep now but took a smart drug.

  4. Kafka sweaty
    Kind of want to go over there.

  5. Kafka sweaty
    It just occurred to me now that even though Cam was my fwb for two years I only remember giving him one BJ. Idk if I just don't remember because of the drugs.
  6. 🐈 Yung Blood
    playing sc2 and the zerg infester retards spent the first 3/4 of the game trash talking and being lazy af not counting on my dual command center 4x mule drops for each one thats about to come down. they didnt even find out i had a proxy til just now LOL
  7. 🐈 Yung Blood
    gonna go rescue the queen theyre probably all trying to impregnate with their nasty bug sperm or if shes already a goner then were just going to take off to the nearest recreation planet and put all the minerals in our arms lmao classic marine shit TERRANS NEVER CHANGE
  8. 🐈 Yung Blood
    LISTEN HERE MONKEY BOY COMPARED TO YOU HUMANS IM AT THE TOP OF THE EVOLUTIONARY LADDER

    lmaooooooo typical insectoid zerg trash. you can tell he really believes that woman is head over heels for him too and that hes letting love guide the way LOL

  9. Kafka sweaty
    Ik I had a weird dream but can't remember it now. The cat distracts me when I wake up.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Oh. There was this estate in the UK, a SWAT team was knocking on the doors looking for someone. I was in a bedroom with two people, we were messing around with the occult. I got a tattoo just by being touched. It was a blue hand holding a bluebird. The police were looking for someone who had bombs. There were creatures floating around the room, kind of looked like a merge between people and and slugs, one had blonde hair. The car I was driving kept changing dimensions, it was raining.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock now tell everyone about your favorite meal of nigger dick at the cock market

    You are far more qualified to lecture the kids on eating dicks
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are far more qualified to lecture the kids on eating dicks

    Then bring your self on over here, little feller, and commence to chowin' down on daddy's meat flavored happy sausage for your daily lecture...
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock Then bring your self on over here, little feller, and commence to chowin' down on daddy's meat flavored happy sausage for your daily lecture…

    We all know you like men to suck your dick faggit
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker We all know you like men to suck your dick faggit

    dont worry...ill make an exception in your case since its obvious to everyone how badly you want to gnaw on my wang.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I keep locking Akira in her room for no good reason and don't know why I do it. I think I did this with my cat as a child. Does it count as sadism if nothing further happens? Or is it just fear of abandonment?
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I remember as a child I trapped my toddler cousin in my room and trapped the cat in a doll house. Idk what the reason is why it's just trapping things.
  17. Originally posted by Kafka I keep locking Akira in her room for no good reason and don't know why I do it. I think I did this with my cat as a child. Does it count as sadism if nothing further happens? Or is it just fear of abandonment?

    your just testing out shrodinggers theory.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    How good it feels when my boyfriend tongue kisses my coochie …❤️
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    How sexy he sounds when he says how good it tastes ❤️ 👅
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I remember as a child I trapped my toddler cousin in my room and trapped the cat in a doll house. Idk what the reason is why it's just trapping things.

    You have deep seated physiological damage and should use shock therapy as remediation

    Stick your dick into a live electrical outlet.
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